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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #45 on: March 08, 2017, 03:32:08 am »
that's funny, I get it it's all about confusion

Guess my post topic title makes sense now

No it makes sense perfectly.

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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #46 on: March 08, 2017, 05:10:27 am »
Alright let me put on my goggles. The "IPunchNazis" character is playing on the recent liberal uptick in antifascist violence. Essentially, satirizing the enthusiastic liberal nazi puncher who is swept up by the chest pumping tribal machismo which antifascism lets him express  dot dot dot, implying antifascist violence is more or less equivalent to fascism, dot dot dot, liberals are cuck hypocrites who only take a moral high ground against certain kinds of violence, etc etc. Okay that's basically the end point, right?

I merit there might be bait here for that argument. I would be curious to hear what the person playing this character thinks the proper use of violence is, like, how do you distinguish between "good" and "bad" violence? I would love to have that talk but I think they need the mask, so all we get is this kinda uninspired caricature troll.

eh what can you do


what do you mean "you people"

What do you mean "mean"?

What do you mean "do?"

What do you mean "What"?


What's the goal? Are you just fighting yourselves then?

Is this all pretend or what.



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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #47 on: March 08, 2017, 05:36:50 am »
For the record, "Discordianism" and "Alt-Right" are in two very separate file cabinets, on two different floors, at opposite ends of a very large building. In fact there are no security keys in the entire Agency that allow access to both locations simultaneously. So, no, Discordianism is not Alt-Right. Believe me, if anyone would know, it's us.

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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #48 on: March 08, 2017, 04:47:01 pm »
Philosophy and religion can be a foundation for concrete politics, but philosophy and religion are not political views, even in theocracies, because politics requires interpreting something subjective and making it objective by placing the ethereal into the material world.
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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #49 on: March 08, 2017, 04:52:21 pm »
I always thought it was more "Alt-F4"
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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #50 on: March 12, 2017, 07:13:35 pm »
I always thought it was more "Alt-F4"

Alt-wrong.

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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #51 on: May 09, 2017, 04:55:44 pm »
I saw a lot of reports about the alt right being run by Chaos magic and a group called Discordians like http://21stcenturywire.com/2016/11/25/hell-comes-to-frogtown-alt-right-and-triumph-of-transhumanism/ and I thought I might come here to find out whats going on

I tried the chatroom and it was boring and weird, but I lurked for a while here and most of the posts are against Trump/Nazis

so I thought it was alll just a clever ruse

Am I in the right place? Or not.

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I'd like to add a few things:

You may have also noticed, as I have, the similarities between Donald Trump and the SubGenius messiah J. Robert "BOB" Dobbs, but you must understand that the SubGenius church portrays "BOB" not as someone who is good (he's described in their literature as both "vile" and "incredibly stupid"), but rather as someone who has so many things going wrong that they all cancel each other out, like the play-within-a-play from The Producers or the "three stooges syndrome" that afflicts Monty Burns on The Simpsons.
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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #52 on: May 17, 2017, 08:46:07 am »
Despite attempt to not argue with idiocy of OP's query, I must interject. However vast the generosity of Discordia may be, this always includes a level understanding of the PNC. That makes the "alternative" right something also at odds with itself.

Now, please to resolve inconsistencies elsewhere.
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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #53 on: July 05, 2017, 01:05:20 am »
we are everything and nothing
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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #54 on: July 26, 2017, 04:27:31 am »
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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #55 on: July 26, 2017, 04:29:45 am »
What's the goal?

Good question.  Everyone Discordias differently.  My Discordia is different than Nigel's, which is different than Roger's, which is different than P3nt's, etc ad nauseum.

Your Discordia appears to be quite singular, and involves punching Nazis.  If that's your goal, then there's your answer.

i like this answer i find it amusing
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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #56 on: July 26, 2017, 05:44:34 am »
What's the goal?

Good question.  Everyone Discordias differently.  My Discordia is different than Nigel's, which is different than Roger's, which is different than P3nt's, etc ad nauseum.

Your Discordia appears to be quite singular, and involves punching Nazis.  If that's your goal, then there's your answer.

i like this answer i find it amusing
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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #57 on: July 26, 2017, 12:10:00 pm »
What's the goal?

Good question.  Everyone Discordias differently.  My Discordia is different than Nigel's, which is different than Roger's, which is different than P3nt's, etc ad nauseum.

Your Discordia appears to be quite singular, and involves punching Nazis.  If that's your goal, then there's your answer.

i like this answer i find it amusing
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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #58 on: July 26, 2017, 06:41:21 pm »
Discordianism is writing a shopping list that contains nothing except "clown shoes, The Minority Report, 3 gallons of vegetable oil, and a pissed off raccoon", storing said list on a flash drive, and storing that flash drive in your office's bathroom stall in an envelope that says "Executive Office Party Memo."

Discordianism is finding every possible way to point out that the world is a WEIRD FUCKING PLACE, full of WEIRD FUCKING PEOPLE, with WEIRD FUCKING lives.

Discordianism is not nice at all.

Discordianism is a bus where the driver is a piece of paper with "I O U" written on it, and all the passengers are cats with monocles laughing at pictures of people wearing ordinary clothes.

Discordianism is beating philosophers with bar stools and marketing wankers with bar graphs.

Discordianism is knowing that even the most serious, aggressive, and effective commander or leader of any kind is full of shit.

Discordianism is knowing that when that shit is released from their bowels, their face becomes hilariously distorted in some incredibly embarrassing way, just like every other person on this planet.

Discordianism is knowing that it's that shit that makes the flowers grow.

Discordianism is knowing that embarrassment breeds humility, and that humility beckons sympathy and understanding.
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Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« Reply #59 on: July 27, 2017, 04:24:21 am »
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