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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #150 on: June 18, 2018, 06:41:31 pm »
New guy gets it.


Hi, new guy!


If you’re not a guy, hi, new sentient!

Edit: not that the only “non-guy” option is “sentient”, I just...

The 21st century is hard.

"New guy" is a gender-neutral term.
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #151 on: June 25, 2018, 07:21:37 pm »
:O o this is where i was supposed to introduce my self... can i start over.

Hello, I am Capeditiea. You may have heard of me... in various other threads. Or this is your first time seeing me... :O perhaps if you were part of TDS 1.0 to TDS 2.3 via facebook group back in the fateful year of 2016... you may have seen me shitposting some memes and shit.

however, after the unfortunate discovery of the possibility of the facebook gods watching me fap, i decided to leave facebook... so i spent the next two or so years devizing plans on taking over the world and of course shutting down facebook... since then i have given up on defeating facebook since now others are starting to do the same...

*nods, but my new noble goal is to start a new epoch of classical music specifically called The Capeditiean Epoch. *nods,

I also happen to be the gnosis goddess of art and creativity. which my primary name is Eris Sophia Capeditiea. :3 whether or not i am that Eris is fully up to you, although i don't mind either way. :D Just don't send me popcorn in the mail on a hot summer day. :O i have a horrible story of eating popcorn which may be told later in detail.

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #152 on: June 25, 2018, 07:48:32 pm »
:O o this is where i was supposed to introduce my self... can i start over.

Hello, I am Capeditiea. You may have heard of me... in various other threads. Or this is your first time seeing me... :O perhaps if you were part of TDS 1.0 to TDS 2.3 via facebook group back in the fateful year of 2016... you may have seen me shitposting some memes and shit.

however, after the unfortunate discovery of the possibility of the facebook gods watching me fap, i decided to leave facebook... so i spent the next two or so years devizing plans on taking over the world and of course shutting down facebook... since then i have given up on defeating facebook since now others are starting to do the same...

*nods, but my new noble goal is to start a new epoch of classical music specifically called The Capeditiean Epoch. *nods,

I also happen to be the gnosis goddess of art and creativity. which my primary name is Eris Sophia Capeditiea. :3 whether or not i am that Eris is fully up to you, although i don't mind either way. :D Just don't send me popcorn in the mail on a hot summer day. :O i have a horrible story of eating popcorn which may be told later in detail.

Thank You
E.S. Capeditea

My primary name is E Pluribus Unum, which is of course a filthy lie.  It's more like E Pluribus Fundum.

Anyway, welcome to the board.  A word, though:  Being zany is fine, but you might consider keeping it to the zany threads.
"Wenn Sie in meinem Ort parken will ich euch in den Kopf stechen."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"You have the right to kiss my ass. In fact, you have the right to kiss my shiny metal replacement ass, which I acquired by losing the
previous one when I turned right instead of left at a fragile moment."
- The late, unlamented Good Reverend Roger

"Shitting in your tub might feel satisfying at first, but when the bathwater gets cold you're always sorry. "
- Me

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #153 on: June 25, 2018, 07:57:22 pm »
:O o this is where i was supposed to introduce my self... can i start over.

Hello, I am Capeditiea. You may have heard of me... in various other threads. Or this is your first time seeing me... :O perhaps if you were part of TDS 1.0 to TDS 2.3 via facebook group back in the fateful year of 2016... you may have seen me shitposting some memes and shit.

however, after the unfortunate discovery of the possibility of the facebook gods watching me fap, i decided to leave facebook... so i spent the next two or so years devizing plans on taking over the world and of course shutting down facebook... since then i have given up on defeating facebook since now others are starting to do the same...

*nods, but my new noble goal is to start a new epoch of classical music specifically called The Capeditiean Epoch. *nods,

I also happen to be the gnosis goddess of art and creativity. which my primary name is Eris Sophia Capeditiea. :3 whether or not i am that Eris is fully up to you, although i don't mind either way. :D Just don't send me popcorn in the mail on a hot summer day. :O i have a horrible story of eating popcorn which may be told later in detail.

Thank You
E.S. Capeditea

My primary name is E Pluribus Unum, which is of course a filthy lie.  It's more like E Pluribus Fundum.

Anyway, welcome to the board.  A word, though:  Being zany is fine, but you might consider keeping it to the zany threads.


but i was being as serious as possible. :O

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #154 on: June 25, 2018, 08:35:41 pm »
Hey there, welcome, try not to get any blood on the servers

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #155 on: June 25, 2018, 09:01:35 pm »
Hey there, welcome, try not to get any blood on the servers


i'll try. *nods.
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #156 on: July 14, 2018, 01:54:56 pm »
1.  Who the hell are you, and how did you find this place?
Hi.  I'm a practitioner of applied and practical magic, or, in more common parlance, something like an electronic engineer.  In the interests of not getting sued by The Association, I had best clarify that I'm not a Licensed Professional.  I don't need it for my job, I can't be bothered to go through the paperwork, and it's not like my screwups are going to make people lose body parts.  Admittedly, using my company's "products" may contribute to stress-related cardiovascular disease and/or hair loss, but that's all on you.  You need to mellow out, or go with one of our competitors instead.

Anyway, I spend a lot of time trying to use math to extract signal from noise.  I found this place by following the noise.

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You're a cop, right?  Yeah you are.  Or you're wearing a wire.  I can smell that shit,
*sniff*  Oh, that.  That's not me.  A marketing guy walked by the HVAC intake, earlier.

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2.  Why on Earth would you join a religion that worships a Greek God...And not just ANY Greek God, but the one all the OTHER Greek Gods thought was a troublemaker?  You're just asking for it, you know.
What makes you think I joined up?  I never said I joined up.  I'm not the joining-up type.

I joined up because, as a militant agnostic, I'm down with any religion that doesn't make truth claims, and I've always wanted to belong to a doomsday cult.

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3.  Do you know any good recipes?  Because we have a section for that, and I'm trying to learn to cook.
Sure.

Take 2 parts sulfur, 3 parts charcoal, and 15 parts saltpeter, measured by weight.  Grind ingredients to a fine powder, and mix thoroughly.  Add nutmeg and cinnamon to taste.  Flambé in kirschwasser.
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #157 on: July 14, 2018, 06:03:21 pm »
Anyway, I spend a lot of time trying to use math to extract signal from noise.  I found this place by following the noise.

1.  I feel your pain, and

2.  That's just LMNO bringin' the noise.

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and I've always wanted to belong to a doomsday cult.

We do throw the best parties.
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"You have the right to kiss my ass. In fact, you have the right to kiss my shiny metal replacement ass, which I acquired by losing the
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- The late, unlamented Good Reverend Roger

"Shitting in your tub might feel satisfying at first, but when the bathwater gets cold you're always sorry. "
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #158 on: July 17, 2018, 02:26:28 pm »
Hello!

I am a 34 years old french guy.
I love cabbages, men, poetry, magic, music. I also enjoy feet, gothic parties & witchcraft.

I hope this is the right topic, Happy to be here, sorry for my english!  8)
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #159 on: July 17, 2018, 04:18:26 pm »
Hello!

I am a 34 years old french guy.
I love cabbages, men, poetry, magic, music. I also enjoy feet, gothic parties & witchcraft.

I hope this is the right topic, Happy to be here, sorry for my english!  8)

Welcome aboard!
"Wenn Sie in meinem Ort parken will ich euch in den Kopf stechen."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"You have the right to kiss my ass. In fact, you have the right to kiss my shiny metal replacement ass, which I acquired by losing the
previous one when I turned right instead of left at a fragile moment."
- The late, unlamented Good Reverend Roger

"Shitting in your tub might feel satisfying at first, but when the bathwater gets cold you're always sorry. "
- Me

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #160 on: July 17, 2018, 05:12:10 pm »
Thanks!  8)
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #161 on: July 17, 2018, 05:45:34 pm »
Hello!

I am a 34 years old french guy.
I love cabbages, men, poetry, magic, music. I also enjoy feet, gothic parties & witchcraft.

I hope this is the right topic, Happy to be here, sorry for my english!  8)

Pleasure to meet you!  My apologies for the English language, it’s a bit of a mess and we never seem to get around to cleaning it up.

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #162 on: July 18, 2018, 02:54:01 am »
I also enjoy feet, gothic parties & witchcraft.

That's cool.

I tried doing some witchcraft a couple weeks back, but I had trouble getting the wires to stay in place, burned my finger on the soldering iron, and then the plastic started to melt (thermal conductivity is a bitch).  Clearly, not everything is designed with solderability in mind.

So I sat back and thought about what I really wanted, and ended up going to Home Despot to buy a 250V wall socket, plug, and (almost, but not quite) matching wall plate.  It was unsatisfying and inelegant, like swatting a mosquito with a used pineapple, but it got the job done.
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #163 on: July 18, 2018, 04:42:42 am »
Hi!

I'm dizz. Late 20s and mostly directionless, I work a desk job and its pretty boring but I take the time to read, listen, and create. I like a little of everything macabre and spooky, occult or spiritual.

I keep reading about PD and it kept coming to my attention over and over again, especially as I was moving through literature about consciousness, Leary and Wilson and the like. Well holy shit guys, after some curious web searching, I found you. You seem like some properly open folks here.

Hi!

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #164 on: July 18, 2018, 05:18:31 am »
Hi!

I'm dizz. Late 20s and mostly directionless, I work a desk job and its pretty boring but I take the time to read, listen, and create. I like a little of everything macabre and spooky, occult or spiritual.

I keep reading about PD and it kept coming to my attention over and over again, especially as I was moving through literature about consciousness, Leary and Wilson and the like. Well holy shit guys, after some curious web searching, I found you. You seem like some properly open folks here.

Hi!

Hello, and welcome aboard.  And, yes, we're open people.  We're so open that sometimes important parts fall out, which can be a tad embarrassing.
"Wenn Sie in meinem Ort parken will ich euch in den Kopf stechen."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"You have the right to kiss my ass. In fact, you have the right to kiss my shiny metal replacement ass, which I acquired by losing the
previous one when I turned right instead of left at a fragile moment."
- The late, unlamented Good Reverend Roger

"Shitting in your tub might feel satisfying at first, but when the bathwater gets cold you're always sorry. "
- Me