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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #30 on: March 23, 2017, 07:51:52 am »
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #31 on: March 23, 2017, 01:16:02 pm »
DON'T
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #32 on: March 23, 2017, 01:18:48 pm »
Also, hi new person!

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #33 on: March 23, 2017, 03:50:07 pm »
Hey  there, new guy*!














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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #34 on: March 23, 2017, 04:11:14 pm »
DON'T
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The CAPTAIN
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For DAMNED GOOD REASONS
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #35 on: March 24, 2017, 04:02:34 pm »
Greetings, Tart!

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #36 on: March 24, 2017, 05:21:48 pm »
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The CAPTAIN
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #37 on: March 24, 2017, 06:49:14 pm »
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The CAPTAIN
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Mutiny.

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #38 on: March 29, 2017, 12:58:50 am »
Who the hell am I? Who the hell are you and how did this ubiquitous leaping cockroach of a religion manifest from the anals (yes) of my mind into someone else's and onto paper? I feel as if I've been living my life knowing all these truths intuitively and come by this site and the things that entails the same way. That's not to say I ever really listen to that intuition that has done naught but guide me true when indulged. With every reason and every obvious benefit, it still looms oppressive that I stick to what I know rather than what I KNOW.

Which brings me to why I'm here, ultimately: Nothing seems real anymore. Sure. A common lament among the dreamy-eyed, lazy-ass ponderers with no actionable experience from which to draw that conclusion. So, too, is it nonetheless true that, in the course of my day-to-day, I pour untold amounts of energy into the world around me- The people that populate it for me; with me; against me; at my side, behind, and before me- and feel a right Quixote* when they look at me like I'm an idiot for caring about their wellbeing, happiness, and soul when they don't have time for that.

Which pisses me off like nothing else when I didn't have to bother to take the time in the first place. So why bother?

Which seems like an answer to the question in its own right, but what the fuck. I didn't care like this at one point in my life; had never felt the unyielding, burning energy of true and unconditional love. Never asked to. Now I've got these feelings and shit and no one gives me nothing but grief for them.

I don't want to leave those I care for behind, but what shall I do when they wont come with me where I'm needed? Neither can I hate them, for they are only living to their nature.

Also, I can cook. Like I was born to. Should I start a thread for simple recipes and dumb cooking questions? I'm a big user of 'scratch' methods, so be prepared to do the work to get the food just like the hunter gather-ers of old.

If anyone is interested, I also know a bunch of odd-and-end stupid human tricks and ultimately useless but intriguing knowledge that may or may not be true, and have a few unmarketable skills for curio.

Hi, Y'all. My name is Tom. Probably.

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #39 on: March 29, 2017, 01:23:37 am »
I like the cooking bit, but this is a no-Morrissey zone.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #40 on: March 29, 2017, 01:46:22 am »
Nevermind then.

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #41 on: March 29, 2017, 04:01:43 am »
I'm way beyond never minding, and also have no idea who this Morrissey is.

Apparently worth preemptive flouncing over. Probably best to not correct this particular bit of ignorance.
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« Reply #42 on: March 29, 2017, 04:40:01 am »
I'm way beyond never minding, and also have no idea who this Morrissey is.

Apparently worth preemptive flouncing over. Probably best to not correct this particular bit of ignorance.

Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #43 on: March 29, 2017, 04:59:18 am »
I'm way beyond never minding, and also have no idea who this Morrissey is.

Apparently worth preemptive flouncing over. Probably best to not correct this particular bit of ignorance.

Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

Well... at least they get a bath in every now and then. Wait, is the tub empty before they get in? Because partially digested pizza is NOT a substitute for soap and I may have presumed too much.

Is this an MRA thing or some other sort of mental disease?
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Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #44 on: March 29, 2017, 05:05:52 am »
Nothing seems real anymore

You say that, in part, because nobody's cracked you in the head with a barstool yet

but in part, yeah


you know,
we try to work through that together,

but anybody who leaves the island
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