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Magic Game Cards, PD edition.
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Re: Magic Game Cards, PD edition.
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2017, 02:47:53 am »

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Re: Magic Game Cards, PD edition.
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2017, 03:35:21 am »
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Re: Magic Game Cards, PD edition.
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2017, 04:15:03 am »
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Re: Magic Game Cards, PD edition.
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2017, 05:37:44 am »


" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: Magic Game Cards, PD edition.
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2017, 06:05:38 am »
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Re: Magic Game Cards, PD edition.
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2017, 06:22:28 am »
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Re: Magic Game Cards, PD edition.
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2017, 07:15:00 am »
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Re: Magic Game Cards, PD edition.
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2017, 01:06:34 am »
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Re: Magic Game Cards, PD edition.
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2017, 01:17:51 am »
In case anyone cares, that last card was made as an idea for a card that could stop DAMN NEAR ANY crazy shit an opponent may be whipping out.  Meant mainly as an infinite combo buster.  Oh you want to play Final Fortune with Hive Mind out and force us all to lose the game?  STOP THAT BULLSHIT
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« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2017, 02:22:23 am »
In case anyone cares, that last card was made as an idea for a card that could stop DAMN NEAR ANY crazy shit an opponent may be whipping out.  Meant mainly as an infinite combo buster.  Oh you want to play Final Fortune with Hive Mind out and force us all to lose the game?  STOP THAT BULLSHIT

You know how if you have to explain a joke it's not funny and the more you explain a joke the less funny it is?

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« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2017, 02:34:45 am »
In case anyone cares, that last card was made as an idea for a card that could stop DAMN NEAR ANY crazy shit an opponent may be whipping out.  Meant mainly as an infinite combo buster.  Oh you want to play Final Fortune with Hive Mind out and force us all to lose the game?  STOP THAT BULLSHIT

You know how if you have to explain a joke it's not funny and the more you explain a joke the less funny it is?

That's this post.

One of my favorite things to do is to make a joke that's just a little funny, and then spend twice as long explaining it to ruin it on purpose.
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Re: Magic Game Cards, PD edition.
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2017, 02:37:34 am »
In case anyone cares, that last card was made as an idea for a card that could stop DAMN NEAR ANY crazy shit an opponent may be whipping out.  Meant mainly as an infinite combo buster.  Oh you want to play Final Fortune with Hive Mind out and force us all to lose the game?  STOP THAT BULLSHIT

You know how if you have to explain a joke it's not funny and the more you explain a joke the less funny it is?

That's this post.

One of my favorite things to do is to make a joke that's just a little funny, and then spend twice as long explaining it to ruin it on purpose.

Some spags just want to watch the lulz burn, apparently.
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