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Greetings, nice to meet your quaintenance!
« on: March 08, 2017, 03:40:58 am »
There was then a terrible crash that came from stage right.  That scaffolding that you thought had been strong and secure, it turns out was made of a type of cheese that resembled something other than swiss cheese.  I mean of course, because who would build with holy materials.  The kind that you can just see through.  This has always been mans folly, fully trusting in the eyes without the knowledge of the lurking deceit. 

How far shall we sink below until we know too late that we've been drowning since long before anyone can remember they forgot?

Wait, what was the question?

Five Tons Of Flucks!

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« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2017, 03:52:48 am »
oh good
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« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2017, 03:55:00 am »
Hey new guy, maybe!

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swiss cheese.  I mean of course, because who would build with holy materials.

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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2017, 03:56:02 am »
There was then a terrible crash that came from stage right.  That scaffolding that you thought had been strong and secure, it turns out was made of a type of cheese that resembled something other than swiss cheese.  I mean of course, because who would build with holy materials.  The kind that you can just see through.  This has always been mans folly, fully trusting in the eyes without the knowledge of the lurking deceit. 

How far shall we sink below until we know too late that we've been drowning since long before anyone can remember they forgot?

Wait, what was the question?

Five Tons Of Flucks!

Except that it's not Swiss Cheese.  It's concrete and steel, and it has not been properly maintained.  It's two and a half centuries of poor maintenance.  Sure, the blue print was good, but the work was just plain shoddy.  Now, it's probably better to stand there and pretend that it's not looming directly over your head, that those flakes falling are snow, and that the horrible groaning noises are just wind.

And certainly pay no attention to the tens of millions of jabbering loons bashing away at the foundations, hollering about how they're gonna make it all great again.  They're just reality TV, after all.  There are other, better things to pay attention to...Junkenstein's crowbar, for example.  He's not fucking around, don't test him.  Or EoC's smile.  It's a little Jurassic, and there are far too many teeth in it. 

In fact, think about LMNO, the last of the Big Gay Cowboys, strumming his guitar and singing his love of Devine.

It's better for you, really.
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« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2017, 04:00:24 am »
i hope this one really brings it.
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« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2017, 04:03:14 am »
There was then a terrible crash that came from stage right.  That scaffolding that you thought had been strong and secure, it turns out was made of a type of cheese that resembled something other than swiss cheese.  I mean of course, because who would build with holy materials.  The kind that you can just see through.  This has always been mans folly, fully trusting in the eyes without the knowledge of the lurking deceit. 

How far shall we sink below until we know too late that we've been drowning since long before anyone can remember they forgot?

Wait, what was the question?

Five Tons Of Flucks!

Why u do dis
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2017, 04:03:34 am »
i hope this one really brings it.

It does give one a reason to hope again.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2017, 04:05:10 am »
I mean, is that David Letterman frolicking in a field of poppies?
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2017, 04:06:32 am »
Hi Scott

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« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2017, 04:09:51 am »
Sorry, I mean hi totally new guy who is hiding behind a proxy.

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« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2017, 04:26:32 am »
Sorry, I mean hi totally new guy who is hiding behind a proxy.

Yep.  Proxy server in Quebec.
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« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2017, 06:46:50 pm »
That's my girl Divine.

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« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2017, 08:42:52 pm »
There was then a terrible crash that came from stage right.  That scaffolding that you thought had been strong and secure, it turns out was made of a type of cheese that resembled something other than swiss cheese.  I mean of course, because who would build with holy materials.  The kind that you can just see through.  This has always been mans folly, fully trusting in the eyes without the knowledge of the lurking deceit. 

How far shall we sink below until we know too late that we've been drowning since long before anyone can remember they forgot?

Wait, what was the question?

Five Tons Of Flucks!

Except that it's not Swiss Cheese.  It's concrete and steel, and it has not been properly maintained.  It's two and a half centuries of poor maintenance.  Sure, the blue print was good, but the work was just plain shoddy.  Now, it's probably better to stand there and pretend that it's not looming directly over your head, that those flakes falling are snow, and that the horrible groaning noises are just wind.

And certainly pay no attention to the tens of millions of jabbering loons bashing away at the foundations, hollering about how they're gonna make it all great again.  They're just reality TV, after all.  There are other, better things to pay attention to...Junkenstein's crowbar, for example.  He's not fucking around, don't test him.  Or EoC's smile.  It's a little Jurassic, and there are far too many teeth in it. 

In fact, think about LMNO, the last of the Big Gay Cowboys, strumming his guitar and singing his love of Devine.

It's better for you, really.

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