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WIKILEAKS DATA DUMP: CITIZEN WARNING
« on: March 08, 2017, 05:41:29 am »
Greetings again, citizens.

In light of today's WikiLeaks information release, it is my pleasure to remind you that any attempt to access, download, or be aware of the information contained in said release is a direct violation of Directive 7C, "Unauthorized Information Retrieval by Subclass Individuals". Please refrain from pursuing any line of investigation in that direction. Remember, we have access to all of your devices and will know immediately if you violate the statute.

Just go about your business as usual, buying things to enhance your economic participation and raise your Citizen Score.

That is all.

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Re: WIKILEAKS DATA DUMP: CITIZEN WARNING
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2017, 06:30:40 am »
What's a Wikileaks?

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Re: WIKILEAKS DATA DUMP: CITIZEN WARNING
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2017, 12:50:15 pm »
What's a Wikileaks?

This thing where someone singlehandedly drops a dump and leak on millions of people at the same time. It's not really my fetish, but to each their own.
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Re: WIKILEAKS DATA DUMP: CITIZEN WARNING
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2017, 01:18:07 pm »
What's a Wikileaks?

New spy film by Jason orrange.
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Re: WIKILEAKS DATA DUMP: CITIZEN WARNING
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2017, 03:25:09 pm »
Man, you know, this joke isn't really funny enough for repeats.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2017, 07:44:13 pm »
What's a Wikileaks?

New spy film by Jason orrange.

Isn't he that Australian actor who can't do accents?

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« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2017, 08:46:18 pm »
What's a Wikileaks?

New spy film by Jason orrange.

Isn't he that Australian actor who can't do accents?

You're thinking of Eric welshmount. Orrange is the guy shacked up with Roman Polanski.
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