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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2017, 05:43:22 pm »
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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2017, 10:10:22 pm »
I kinda want to take this list to a manufacturer and make IRL meme-cookies to sell in gigantic bags to fund PD. But that requires capital layout and actual ambition, both of which I currently lack in an extreme way.
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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2017, 08:14:31 am »
"An honest day's work is the most blasphemous of all false idols"

"Macbeth say: 'Life is like a tale told by an idiot: Full of sound and fury signifying nothing'"

"Lovecraft Say: ''Good, evil, morality, and feelings: Pure victorian fictions'"

"Keep your crimes secret for now"

"It is unreasonable to expect the impossible"

"Nobody can give 110 percent"

"A thrilling catastrophe is in store for you"

"Your success will shatter the presuppositions of your friends and loved ones"

"An unexpexted death will bring your life into greater perspective"

"You are never useful with your advice or help"

"You will always be surrounded by false friends"
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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2017, 05:44:26 pm »
I kinda want to take this list to a manufacturer and make IRL meme-cookies to sell in gigantic bags to fund PD. But that requires capital layout and actual ambition, both of which I currently lack in an extreme way.

You can just order custom fortune cookies. Or even make your own; apparently it's not hard, though I haven't tried it.

https://fortunecookieplanet.com/

http://www.food.com/recipe/fortune-cookies-110768
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2017, 06:15:32 pm »
I kinda want to take this list to a manufacturer and make IRL meme-cookies to sell in gigantic bags to fund PD. But that requires capital layout and actual ambition, both of which I currently lack in an extreme way.

You can just order custom fortune cookies. Or even make your own; apparently it's not hard, though I haven't tried it.

https://fortunecookieplanet.com/

http://www.food.com/recipe/fortune-cookies-110768

Hmmm... noted for later consumption  :)
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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2017, 07:03:38 pm »
I kinda want to take this list to a manufacturer and make IRL meme-cookies to sell in gigantic bags to fund PD. But that requires capital layout and actual ambition, both of which I currently lack in an extreme way.

You can just order custom fortune cookies. Or even make your own; apparently it's not hard, though I haven't tried it.

https://fortunecookieplanet.com/

http://www.food.com/recipe/fortune-cookies-110768

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« Last Edit: May 06, 2017, 08:15:42 am by Prelate Diogenes Shandor »
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.

a plague on both your houses -Mercutio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
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It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft

He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2017, 05:04:54 am »

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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #23 on: June 21, 2017, 06:59:25 am »
"You will die in seven days"

"Inoperable"

"All is lost"
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a plague on both your houses -Mercutio

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It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft

He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #24 on: June 21, 2017, 06:23:31 pm »

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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #25 on: June 22, 2017, 04:05:23 am »
How about famous quotes from badly translated videogames...

"All your base are belong to us"

"You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance"
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.

a plague on both your houses -Mercutio

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It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft

He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #26 on: June 22, 2017, 05:03:05 am »
People! Must I be really be the one to remind you that we’re dealing with Chinese fortune cookies here?!

The operative word being ’Chinese’!

Now then, who is the most famous writer in Chinese literature?

Seriously, you’ve been doing this for almost three (3) months now, and in all that time not one of you has written a “Confucius say …” fortune cookie?!

Well, I for one, will not allow an entire cultural genre to be ignored!



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« Reply #27 on: June 22, 2017, 06:10:56 am »
People! Must I be really be the one to remind you that we’re dealing with Chinese fortune cookies here?!

The operative word being ’Chinese’!

Now then, who is the most famous writer in Chinese literature?

Chairman Mao?
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He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

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« Reply #28 on: June 22, 2017, 06:22:00 am »
People! Must I be really be the one to remind you that we’re dealing with Chinese fortune cookies here?!

The operative word being ’Chinese’!

Now then, who is the most famous writer in Chinese literature?

Chairman Mao?

Buy ‘em books! Send ‘em to school … oh, what’s the use?!

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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #29 on: June 23, 2017, 12:46:16 am »
That Mao is quite quotable.
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