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I am a cabbage
« on: April 10, 2017, 03:42:41 pm »
I am the cabbage rolling amongst people. They can't see that I am the cabbage, but I see the other cabbages.
Humans told me to think for myself. I said I will think for myself. Alas, cabbages lack originality. The best I can do is grab some glue and roll around in humans' ideas so that some might stick to me for a time. I am beautiful. I am colourful. Yet, under the first layer, there is only green, maybe even rotten leaves.
That does not mean I want to be a cabbage. No! My only wish is to be a human. From there, I will surely be able to solve my problems. Heck, I won't even have problems.
I go around flapping my leaves as if they were hands, I go flapping around my leaves mimicking lips saying ideas, telling thoughts, ideas stories, sharing emotions.
Still, all I flap around, they are only leaves, and as leaves they will fall flat.
I seek outside, I see the humans enjoying their dance with life.
I seek inside, I see only the leaves.

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Re: I am a cabbage
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2017, 04:18:12 pm »
What differentiates person and cabbage?
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Re: I am a cabbage
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2017, 04:21:11 pm »
What differentiates person and cabbage?
tensile strength
If the answer is Donald J Trump then it must have been a fucking stupid question.
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Re: I am a cabbage
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2017, 04:21:53 pm »
or maybe shear strength
If the answer is Donald J Trump then it must have been a fucking stupid question.
Trump cultists; "and some, I assume, are good people"
Collusion??? ~ "If it truly was a nothingburger, there’s nothing here, why not open the kimono?”

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You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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Re: I am a cabbage
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2017, 05:33:49 pm »

WE NEED MOAR SCIENCE!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TgAe87r-M6I
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6eoA1f4jZo8
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Gee, now I am horrified of katana swords.  :sad:

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Re: I am a cabbage
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2017, 06:21:08 pm »

WE NEED MOAR SCIENCE!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TgAe87r-M6I
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6eoA1f4jZo8

Gee, now I am horrified of katana swords.  :sad:
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Don't worry Jester of Fools, never forget
Swords don't kill people; people kill people  :)
If the answer is Donald J Trump then it must have been a fucking stupid question.
Trump cultists; "and some, I assume, are good people"
Collusion??? ~ "If it truly was a nothingburger, there’s nothing here, why not open the kimono?”

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Re: I am a cabbage
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2017, 08:05:42 pm »

WE NEED MOAR SCIENCE!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TgAe87r-M6I
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6eoA1f4jZo8

Gee, now I am horrified of katana swords.  :sad:

Don't worry Jester of Fools, never forget
Swords don't kill people; people kill people  :)
[/quote]

But people also EAT cabbages!  :fnord:
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

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Re: I am a cabbage
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2017, 08:14:00 pm »
WE NEED MOAR SCIENCE!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TgAe87r-M6I
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6eoA1f4jZo8

Gee, now I am horrified of katana swords.  :sad:

Don't worry Jester of Fools, never forget
Swords don't kill people; people kill people  :)

This is blatantly false. Trip Fisk knows better, and I trust a man with hair like that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_RpbaUU7NI

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Re: I am a cabbage
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2017, 10:56:21 pm »
WE NEED MOAR SCIENCE!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TgAe87r-M6I
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6eoA1f4jZo8

Gee, now I am horrified of katana swords.  :sad:

Don't worry Jester of Fools, never forget
Swords don't kill people; people kill people  :)

This is blatantly false. Trip Fisk knows better, and I trust a man with hair like that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_RpbaUU7NI


thank you for fixing that [/quote] issue, it was going to drive me crazy.
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Re: I am a cabbage
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2017, 11:05:10 pm »
Yeah, to quote Ambrose Bierce
            'Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.'

however sometimes the problem is when you repeatedly accurately repeat a quotation
If the answer is Donald J Trump then it must have been a fucking stupid question.
Trump cultists; "and some, I assume, are good people"
Collusion??? ~ "If it truly was a nothingburger, there’s nothing here, why not open the kimono?”