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Nasty Vicious Gossip: Queen Gogira
« on: July 10, 2017, 11:30:28 pm »
What most people don't know is that QG is a real estate agent.  Specifically, she clears out unwanted people so the new owners can move in.  This is normally accomplished with some level of violence.  Example:  Last week a preeminent climate change scientist tripped over his own feet and fell in a farming combine.  Total mystery how he was so klutzy.

She is also the driving force behind the religious movements to ban contraception.

It's worth noting that her clients are not from around here.  No.  If only there were.  If only they were even mammals.
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Re: Nasty Vicious Gossip: Queen Gogira
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2017, 11:39:33 pm »
And tgrr is an expert at spotting non-mammals. Being one and whatnot.
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Re: Nasty Vicious Gossip: Queen Gogira
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2017, 11:41:34 pm »
And tgrr is an expert at spotting non-mammals. Being one and whatnot.

QG, we have one that can see.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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Re: Nasty Vicious Gossip: Queen Gogira
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2017, 11:46:19 pm »
David Icke had been showing an unusual amount of interest in American real estate recently....

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Re: Nasty Vicious Gossip: Queen Gogira
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2017, 11:46:47 pm »
And tgrr is an expert at spotting non-mammals. Being one and whatnot.

QG, we have one that can see.

Don't worry about me, just screaming into the wind. I'm the only one bothering to hold grudges over you being "alternative human", eoc's short lived reign of terror with Mexican juntas and qg having horrors from beyond space and time where most people have parts of their anatomy.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

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Re: Nasty Vicious Gossip: Queen Gogira
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2017, 11:48:40 pm »
And tgrr is an expert at spotting non-mammals. Being one and whatnot.

QG, we have one that can see.

Don't worry about me, just screaming into the wind. I'm the only one bothering to hold grudges over you being "alternative human", eoc's short lived reign of terror with Mexican juntas and qg having horrors from beyond space and time where most people have parts of their anatomy.

All of this could have been avoided if You People had just voted for me.
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Re: Nasty Vicious Gossip: Queen Gogira
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2017, 12:20:00 am »
I'll tell you how it could have been avoided: by the second part of the joke.

Instead, you choose this.
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