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Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Reply #45 on: February 13, 2018, 09:34:49 am »
So what do you do with all that carbon when it's, err... full?

Can you just lay it out in the sun and let it ventilate itself, and then reuse it?

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Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Reply #46 on: February 14, 2018, 12:23:59 am »
So what do you do with all that carbon when it's, err... full?

Can you just lay it out in the sun and let it ventilate itself, and then reuse it?

You stuck it in a "Blue Oven" and crank the temp up to 400+.  In a well-ventilated area.

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Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Reply #47 on: February 22, 2018, 12:06:37 am »
At work today:

Billy:  "What do you look so grumpy about?"

Me:  "The new guy."

Billy:  "Who, Kevin?  What's wrong with him?"

Me:  "I sent him to fix the blower on roof 3."

Billy:  "And?"

Me:  "He did it."

Billy:  "So, what's the problem?"

Me:  "While he was doing that, he noticed that one of the hot water heaters was out.  So he fixed that."

Billy:  "That's good, right?"

Me:  "And while he was doing THAT, he noticed some dodgy wiring, so he pulled new wire in parallel, opened the circuit, landed the new wires, and yanked the crappy stuff out. While he was in process of doing THAT, he found that the breakers weren't labeled, so he got the print, verified ALL of the circuits, and labeled them with proper placards instead of a sharpy."

Billy:  "Holy crap, it's not even lunch time."

Me:  "I know."

Billy:  "This isn't natural."

Me:  "I know.  And God won't let me have nice things unless he's gonna drizzle crap all over them first, so I am just sitting here and I am waiting for the other shoe to drop."

Billy:  "But what if there isn't another shoe?"

Me:  "Have you learned NOTHING?"

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Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Reply #48 on: Today at 03:24:51 am »

Billy:  "But what if there isn't another shoe?"

Me:  "Have you learned NOTHING?"
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