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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1110 on: July 12, 2018, 08:36:23 pm »
Come for the massive amount of data, stay for pivot tables and macros.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1111 on: July 12, 2018, 08:37:41 pm »
READ-ONLY GODHEAD.

Seriously.  I wish to fuck I'd known all of this here Forbidden Knowledge™ back when I was at the plant.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1112 on: July 12, 2018, 08:55:54 pm »
I thought you had, especially when I was running the Spider games, and I had to use a spreadsheet to keep track of everything.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1113 on: July 12, 2018, 08:58:16 pm »
I thought you had, especially when I was running the Spider games, and I had to use a spreadsheet to keep track of everything.

No, that's when I used to deny that budgets were actually real.  I lacked faith in the reality of Excel and NorthStar.

This is all brand new.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1114 on: July 12, 2018, 09:28:07 pm »
Spoiler alert: It's going to break your heart.




Although, you don't seem to get the same disillusionment as others when they realize that humans tend to ignore reality when it's inconvenient.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1115 on: July 12, 2018, 09:31:05 pm »
Spoiler alert: It's going to break your heart.




Although, you don't seem to get the same disillusionment as others when they realize that humans tend to ignore reality when it's inconvenient.

That's the beauty of all of this.  The people who make decisions here distrust me more as I accomplish things, but TRUST me more, the more often I cram a pack of bullshit into a cell.  It's absolutely unreal.

I've been doing everything wrong for so many years.

I have so much catching up to do.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1116 on: July 12, 2018, 09:38:41 pm »
Please to post stories of Dark Excel Magic.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1117 on: July 12, 2018, 10:01:15 pm »
Please to post stories of Dark Excel Magic.

I shall, if I can find one that would be funny to anyone other than you or I.

It will be in the Billy thread, I think.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1118 on: July 18, 2018, 06:29:18 pm »
"I know you all are distracted with Trussia right now, but I think it's time to get back to the real news - as in, what the heck is happening in Tucson?"

https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/1019370840419270656

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1119 on: July 18, 2018, 06:32:45 pm »
"I know you all are distracted with Trussia right now, but I think it's time to get back to the real news - as in, what the heck is happening in Tucson?"

https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/1019370840419270656

Oh, that fucking guy.  :lulz:
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1120 on: July 18, 2018, 07:50:09 pm »
 My, the weather sure is something else, this time :lulz:
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1121 on: July 18, 2018, 10:34:28 pm »
I make discovery today, delta-9 thc and slice of Illuminatus card game make good combination for brain.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1122 on: July 19, 2018, 04:51:14 pm »
Something just occurred to me.  What are the odds that Eldora is by now a Trumpster?  :lulz:

I mean, she wasn't 2% as smart as Sondra London, and London spends all day ranting about 911 truth, how handsome Trump is, and quoting Jordan Peterson.  And if that can happen to someone that's SMART, just imagine what's going through Eldora's mind.  It also occurs to me that she lives in Flint and therefore has chemical assistance for stupidity.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1123 on: July 19, 2018, 05:15:15 pm »
Emoticon filled posts for Trump?


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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1124 on: July 19, 2018, 05:15:49 pm »
Emoticon filled posts for Trump?



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