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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #480 on: October 30, 2017, 08:53:23 pm »
Been getting used to actually having a a full time position at my work. It's nice to actually have something resembling an actual job that has benefits, but I'm realizing it might not be what I wanna do forever. At my current level of education, I'm basically a babysitter for adults, and going back to school would require a buttoad of debt I'm not sure I wanna take on. Ideally I think I still wanna pursue my aspirations of making it as a comedian, so I think where I'm at now is a kind of "home base" for what I really wanna do. Does this makes sense to anyone else?
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #481 on: October 30, 2017, 09:10:29 pm »
Yes. Working sucks.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #482 on: November 02, 2017, 12:32:39 pm »
Other people on NaNoWriMo: "Her hair shined in the soft moonlight, the cool air kissing her skin..."

Me on NaNoWriMo: "She straightened her back, popping spare vertebrae back into place and expanding her rib cage..."
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #483 on: November 02, 2017, 12:53:32 pm »
She has auxiliary vertebrae?

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #484 on: November 02, 2017, 12:58:43 pm »
She has auxiliary vertebrae?

In this case, she was using a taller skeleton than she needed and popped out a couple to be more average female height. They just sort of float around the torso when not in use.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #485 on: November 02, 2017, 01:29:36 pm »
Oh.  That makes sense then.













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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #486 on: November 02, 2017, 06:02:21 pm »
Sounds like my morning routine after getting off my shitty mattress.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #487 on: November 02, 2017, 10:09:49 pm »
Other people on NaNoWriMo: "Her hair shined in the soft moonlight, the cool air kissing her skin..."

Me on NaNoWriMo: "She straightened her back, popping spare vertebrae back into place and expanding her rib cage..."

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #488 on: November 03, 2017, 07:55:23 pm »
An update from the world of work.  Once again, I have been asked to work a full overnight shift, then come in to do all day training.  Once again, I have said "lolno" (other staff were stupid enough to agree, that's their problem. I know my rights.  And beyond that, I have enough self-respect that I'm not going to put myself through insomnia hell for a pointless training session).

So, today, my manager came back to me, with this proposal.   I am to come in the night before at 1845. I am to finish at 2200. I then attend the training the next day from 0900 to 1700. Then I return that night to work at 0200 until 0715.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #489 on: November 03, 2017, 08:11:18 pm »
I also like how this manages to skirt directly within the letter of the law while pissing on the spirit of it.  I did let it slip I have a friendly law firm I'm working with now, so that may have been a motivating factor.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #490 on: November 03, 2017, 08:33:53 pm »
You'll have a better handle on the situation than me but my default response would be something along the lines of "Go fuck yourself" but maybe not stated quite so politely and with a broken bone or two by way of punctuation.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #491 on: November 03, 2017, 08:38:10 pm »
Well, these soft southerners can't handle straight talk, you have to couch everything in passive-aggressive terms before you knife them with it.

I will probably agree to it, though my co-worker will not due to other obligations she has (extra fun), but I will drive in the knife a little bit further by mentioning I recently filled in a form where I explained I was having sleeping problems, and a regular schedule is essential to a good sleep pattern.  This is not conducive to a good sleep pattern.  Or common sense.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #492 on: November 03, 2017, 09:48:54 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #493 on: November 05, 2017, 02:44:27 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #494 on: November 05, 2017, 04:27:44 pm »
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