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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2017, 01:26:06 pm »
Bleh, I'm up at 0230 this morning to go on holiday.  Btw, on holiday spags.  PM someone else for the next two weeks if you need something

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2017, 02:03:51 pm »
Have fun storming the castle!

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2017, 07:24:51 pm »
Coincidentally I'm on holiday too  :awesome:
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2017, 11:14:42 pm »
My boss is on holiday, which means suddenly I'm running the entire project for a week.

I have no idea what is involved, so I'm just gonna jam a steering wheel up this thing's hind end and drive it around the desert for a while.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2017, 01:17:15 am »
Hey I'm on holiday too.  Until Monday.  Then it's back to the old grindstone.  But that's okay.  Laboring for people who are stuck in midlife, existential crises is somewhat endearing.  Or demoralizing, I forget which one. 

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2017, 03:20:11 am »
Tornadoes on the North end of Tucson.

That's new.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2017, 05:43:02 am »
So there was a little hobby shop in the town I went to college in that had gaming material and I never went because folks said it wasn't worth it, let's drive an hour elsewhere to do our nerd shopping.  Didn't think much of it.

Today the owner had a big rant about WOTC banning him from tourneys because they don't like free speech.  That and he blames the Jews.

Yeah, he's totally surprised that WOTC did this, blindsided even.  And he's put his whole discussion\rant on his public facebook business page.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2017, 06:32:47 am »
Tornadoes on the North end of Tucson.

That's new.

That's just Mother Nature stretching her limbs and looking for the limits of her new powers in this brave new world of ours.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2017, 04:24:17 pm »
So there was a little hobby shop in the town I went to college in that had gaming material and I never went because folks said it wasn't worth it, let's drive an hour elsewhere to do our nerd shopping.  Didn't think much of it.

Today the owner had a big rant about WOTC banning him from tourneys because they don't like free speech.  That and he blames the Jews.

Yeah, he's totally surprised that WOTC did this, blindsided even.  And he's put his whole discussion\rant on his public facebook business page.

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They didn't ban him, they removed his ability to hold sanctioned tourneys which is even better.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #24 on: July 16, 2017, 06:20:46 am »
So there was a little hobby shop in the town I went to college in that had gaming material and I never went because folks said it wasn't worth it, let's drive an hour elsewhere to do our nerd shopping.  Didn't think much of it.

Today the owner had a big rant about WOTC banning him from tourneys because they don't like free speech.  That and he blames the Jews.

Yeah, he's totally surprised that WOTC did this, blindsided even.  And he's put his whole discussion\rant on his public facebook business page.

 :lulz:
They didn't ban him, they removed his ability to hold sanctioned tourneys which is even better.

Ah right, got my terms wrong, not a card game player so didn't think of how it worked.

Yeah his page is taken down.  I have screenshots of some of the anti-Semitic posts though.  Given where the town is, I'm wondering if he's actually ever encountered an actual Jewish person in his lifetime, and if he had would he have known they were Jewish.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2017, 12:30:00 am »
And then George Romero died.   :cry:

But he'll be back tonight!   :lulz:

(Yeah, he would have wanted us to say that.  Shut up.)
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2017, 01:22:53 am »
And then George Romero died.   :cry:

But he'll be back tonight!   :lulz:

(Yeah, he would have wanted us to say that.  Shut up.)

I approve.

Unfortunately my friend Matt was making a movie with Romero and just received funding on Friday. I guess that's dead too. Maybe it can rise from the dead too.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2017, 05:55:04 am »
The Doctor Who people have just announced that the new Doctor is going to be a woman. "The Fandom" immediately shat itself, and has been rolling around in it all day. Having been a fan since I was like 14, I have never given a single fuck about "The Fandom" until now. This shit show is glorious.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2017, 06:00:06 am »
The Doctor Who people have just announced that the new Doctor is going to be a woman. "The Fandom" immediately shat itself, and has been rolling around in it all day. Having been a fan since I was like 14, I have never given a single fuck about "The Fandom" until now. This shit show is glorious.

I like how people were complaining about liberals and political correctness when the show had a lesbian dinosaur woman.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2017, 07:44:15 am »
Stoics are dumbasses.

Their philosophy is sound, but they are not sound. There's just as much dumbasses in Stoicism as in any ism.

I take what I like from Stoicism, and tell the rest to go fuck themselves.
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