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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #135 on: July 29, 2017, 11:39:24 pm »
Shared with someone that I took a 23andme DNA test a while ago and tested as 30 percent native american, most likely Mayan. They suggested I look up Native benefits, said that I might be entitled to some land and money, so i'm idly considering whether to give it a shot.
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« Reply #136 on: July 30, 2017, 12:06:30 am »
Today I learned that George HW Bush narrowly avoided being eaten by cannibalistic Japanese soldiers.  Seriously.

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« Reply #137 on: July 30, 2017, 12:11:13 am »
Today I learned that George HW Bush narrowly avoided being eaten by cannibalistic Japanese soldiers.  Seriously.

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Bush must have been awful cunning to be the only one not captured.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #138 on: July 30, 2017, 01:25:22 am »
In mexico, stepped outside for a fifith of a second and burned the Irish arse off myself

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #139 on: July 30, 2017, 01:57:30 am »
In mexico, stepped outside for a fifith of a second and burned the Irish arse off myself

Dude that sucks I can relate. My Irish genetics gave me extremely fair skin, My Italian side an extra oily sweat. Sunscreen just pours off me when I sweat and the oil sets to frying me. Hope you recover well!
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #140 on: July 30, 2017, 02:03:54 am »
In mexico, stepped outside for a fifith of a second and burned the Irish arse off myself

Dude that sucks I can relate. My Irish genetics gave me extremely fair skin, My Italian side an extra oily sweat. Sunscreen just pours off me when I sweat and the oil sets to frying me. Hope you recover well!
I actually get the same, greek/Irish, hairy hands and skin that burns under lamplight, not too bad just a few red patches thst are sore

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« Reply #141 on: July 30, 2017, 10:07:01 am »
How hot is it currently?  I looked at Mexico City and Cancun temps and it actually seemed pretty reasonable...I'm assuming you're elsewhere

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #142 on: July 31, 2017, 05:54:39 am »
Shared with someone that I took a 23andme DNA test a while ago and tested as 30 percent native american, most likely Mayan. They suggested I look up Native benefits, said that I might be entitled to some land and money, so i'm idly considering whether to give it a shot.

I'm 56% Native, and 8% African. You can have whatever I throw out.
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« Reply #143 on: July 31, 2017, 06:05:31 am »
the way you cook, i would do UNSPEAKABLE things for your leftovers.
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« Reply #144 on: July 31, 2017, 11:29:43 pm »
Huh, noticed a character on Silicon Valley had a copy of something that looked like the Principia Discordia.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #145 on: August 01, 2017, 06:23:09 am »
the way you cook, i would do UNSPEAKABLE things for your leftovers.


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« Reply #146 on: August 01, 2017, 09:51:35 am »
I don't trust anyone who eats kale. Period.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #147 on: August 01, 2017, 12:52:40 pm »
I eat kale.

And avocado toast.

And tofu.

And kimchi.

And crickets.





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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #148 on: August 01, 2017, 01:38:50 pm »
I eat kale.

And avocado toast.

And tofu.

And kimchi.

And crickets.





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My girlfriend was considering Cricket flour for use in her baking. What form do you usually eat it in?






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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #149 on: August 01, 2017, 01:44:12 pm »
Roasted with tamari.  Crunchy and salty.