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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #150 on: August 01, 2017, 01:49:48 pm »
Who's going on a 3 week, work funded trip to 5 countries in SE Asia?

This guy.  :banana:


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« Reply #151 on: August 01, 2017, 01:56:11 pm »
Roasted with tamari.  Crunchy and salty.

Haha, I don't think either of us are at a point where we can do that, yet. I'm still trying to warm up to Cricket flour.
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« Reply #152 on: August 01, 2017, 01:59:34 pm »
Nice work that man. Can you say which countries or is that a state secret?
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #153 on: August 01, 2017, 02:07:15 pm »
Nice work that man. Can you say which countries or is that a state secret?

Malaysia, Thailand, Vietnam, Philippines & Indonesia.

If all goes well then there'll be a 18-24 month job for me out there covering the whole region.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #154 on: August 01, 2017, 02:14:53 pm »
Wait wait wait...

Mysticwicks is back up?  Mol didnt spend all the patreon donations on huffing Raid?

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« Reply #155 on: August 01, 2017, 02:19:47 pm »
Wait wait wait...

Mysticwicks is back up?  Mol didnt spend all the patreon donations on huffing Raid?

 :lulz: I didn't know it was ever down. Although, it appears that they've changed their Forum engine since the last time I'd visited. I didn't remember them using vBulletin, although I could be wrong.

I named my first account on their forum after the account name I have here, and they instabanned it. Seems like they're still butthurt about the old days. And I mean, shit, I wasn't even here for that. I didn't even participate (I totally would have, though).



EDIT: Wtf, they have a Discordian section on the forum and still ban us on site?...

I guess they don't like our brand of Discordianism  :lulz:
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #156 on: August 01, 2017, 02:26:34 pm »
Oh, they most certainly do not like us.

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« Reply #157 on: August 01, 2017, 03:29:48 pm »
It was down for like 2 years, while Mol begged for money on Facebook.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #158 on: August 01, 2017, 04:01:54 pm »
I occasionally like to watch RFDTV, a network aimed specifically at farmers, and those who self-identify as "country". Last week's "This Week in Agribusiness" featured a brief segment by Orion Samuelson, former host of U.S. Farm Report for 30 years who is a regular on the show. It was so terrible I felt the need to share it here.

http://www.farmfutures.com/farm-life/week-agribusiness-july-29-2017

Part 2 starting at about 3:25

Summary: Why are we wasting all this money investigating Russia hacking our elections? Teenagers hack computers all the time. What's the big deal? Also, why don't we put congress on Social Security and Obamacare? I think Trump will be president for four years, then the democrats can try and get their person elected.

For anyone who is keeping up with conservative media in the U.S., I hope you're not skipping over RFDTV. It's pretty much a staple for rural America, a large part of Trump's base. It's kind of like Fox News, if Fox News talked a lot more about corn and tractors.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #159 on: August 01, 2017, 08:00:36 pm »
That still sounds better than UK country broadcasting, which is just this on constant loop.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #160 on: August 01, 2017, 08:53:40 pm »
Hiya people.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #161 on: August 01, 2017, 11:57:30 pm »
Hey Waffle!


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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #162 on: August 02, 2017, 02:44:10 am »
Wait wait wait...

Mysticwicks is back up?  Mol didnt spend all the patreon donations on huffing Raid?

wat

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« Reply #163 on: August 02, 2017, 02:45:14 am »
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #164 on: August 02, 2017, 03:56:21 am »
The damn fool anarchist  anti-hero looked down as the ruthless corporate tyrant plummeted off of the 60 story office building. The fight had been surprisingly quick and bloodless ending in the bastard corporatist being flung off of the top of the roof in a typical, predictable action-movie fashion. He was about to turn away and look all cool before his eyes caught an unexpected motion from the rapidly diminishing figure.

 In a flash the damn villain fluttered his suit jacket open and like batman it billowed out, but rather than slowing his descent it merely carried him through the air at terminal speeds and he seemed to be AIMING himself towards the materials manufacturer building across the boulevard. Tucson 5 news choppers captured the whole event even as the foul villain crashed straight through the 8th floor of the adjacent building and tumbled at spine-shattering speeds through a window and into an occupied conference room holding  yet another well attended and pointless meeting. The sheer impact knocked everyone prone save for a few pinned to their seats by shattered glass.

All eyes were upon the ragged, bloody mess of flesh and expensive silk suit tatters utterly aghast and in shock. The villain lay on the fractured boardroom table totally still, horrifically mangled, and clearly dead. Just as everyone was taking stock at the impossible happening before them a brilliant white light suffused the room and a booming Voice as deep as the vastness of space Itself uttered the words, "OH NO YOU DON'T YOU SUNNOFABITCH! YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS SO EASILY. NOW GET BACK TO WORK!!"

As the Light dimmed a crunching sound of bones and flesh re-knitting was heard by the mostly blinded folks bearing witness to the proceedings. Nobody in that room ever saw The Man From Tucson rise up and walk out of the room due to shock and burned out retinas. Some later reported to incredulous men in white coats that they had heard the revenant or whatever it was cuss a blue streak and hop off the table stopping only to wish their new CEO well in a notably sarcastic tone of voice before trailing off to mutter something about never getting a proper break when he wanted one.

The events were sealed under Imperial directives and the events never spoken of by those few witnesses who had retained enough of their sanity to continue their occupations. The anarchist anti-hero was found two days later buried upside down in a human waste cistern near the city limits. To this day nobody who was there has any idea what it all started over and nobody that matters and is smart WANTS to know.

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