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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #240 on: August 15, 2017, 05:41:21 am »
Times feel weird, and awful and fucked up AND my brain is still fucked BUT shit seems maybe better.

It is only Monday so I fully expect us to be fucking dead by this Friday.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #241 on: August 15, 2017, 05:45:27 am »
ok so due date is the 29th, but I keep thinking my luck is such that baby will want to arrive during an eclipse related traffic jam

Then the baby will be born with weird moon powers. It should balance out.

But then will be unable to melt & work silver.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #242 on: August 15, 2017, 07:57:01 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #243 on: August 16, 2017, 01:32:09 am »
Man whenever I feel like I am describing something that should be very obvious I just need to get to the doctor's quora thread and look at all the things people believe simply because they weren't told.

People thinking that blood transfusions need to be taken orally is a special one.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #244 on: August 17, 2017, 05:18:34 am »
Hey, did you guys know bourbon makes the Nazis go away?
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« Reply #245 on: August 17, 2017, 05:43:05 am »
Are you wasting good bourbon on molotov cocktails again?  Vodka, damnit, cheap and nasty vodka.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #246 on: August 17, 2017, 06:09:45 am »
To be fair, it's Kirkland brand Costco bourbon. Hardly a crime.
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« Reply #247 on: August 17, 2017, 06:16:34 am »
That sounds like a crime in and of itself.

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« Reply #248 on: August 17, 2017, 06:42:59 am »
Then I am committing the shit out of it.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #249 on: August 17, 2017, 06:55:10 am »
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #250 on: August 18, 2017, 06:04:23 pm »
I have been in an accident on my bicycle and broken my face. No time spent in the hospital more than the day of the occurance.  I don't remember much of the day (yesterday) because I got a fairly serious head injury and that is kind of fucking with me.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #251 on: August 18, 2017, 06:25:42 pm »
I have been in an accident on my bicycle and broken my face. No time spent in the hospital more than the day of the occurance.  I don't remember much of the day (yesterday) because I got a fairly serious head injury and that is kind of fucking with me.

Damn, that sucks. I hope the damage isn't too serious or permanent.

I've never experienced amnesia that severe before, but I imagine it would definitely fuck with your head.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #252 on: August 18, 2017, 10:00:34 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #253 on: August 19, 2017, 02:28:30 am »
Holy fuck my sister's in-laws.  Her husband's sister: "Not sure why you're bothering leaving now, he'll be dead in maybe 5 years."
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