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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #285 on: August 26, 2017, 10:28:22 pm »
Fine, I admit it, perhaps I did think signing us up to a local college's glass-blowing class would be a cool idea too. Anything that might allow making a hole in a hole of a hole will probably set me right on the path to belated salvation. :lol:
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #286 on: August 27, 2017, 08:40:30 pm »
Oh man, guys. Bad news. After attempt 7.5823x10^67 of brute forcing the wrong password SOMEBODY, some MYSTERIOUS PERSON finally got into my facebook account.

I commend you, whoever you are, shapeless void. You may now peruse my PMs with all of the agony and ecstasy that comes with such a monumental bit of glory.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #287 on: August 27, 2017, 09:04:49 pm »
What?  :? and also :argh!: maybe





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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #288 on: August 27, 2017, 09:34:40 pm »
What?  :? and also :argh!: maybe

Heh, more of a  :lulz:

Somebody has been trying to get into both Nigel's and my FB account for a while now. It's intermittent and I don't know who is doing it. I posted this here just in case it was some peanut gallery type. But WHOM?

Could well be some Facebook bigot. Impossible to say.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #289 on: August 27, 2017, 10:04:13 pm »
My money would be on someone accessing it from inside, because FB MUST have something in place against brute force? (someone editing my posts in real time made me jump off that platform years ago)
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #290 on: August 27, 2017, 10:24:45 pm »
Do a password reset, if they don't control your email address, they cant change it (facebook sends a confirmation so unless they control both they can't change it)


When you have it back, download your facebook data and look at the connected IP's.

https://www.facebook.com/settings >> Download a copy of your Facebook data.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #291 on: August 27, 2017, 10:58:20 pm »
Ooh, thanks! I didn't know I could do that.

Whoever it was never got in, I was just kidding about that part.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #292 on: August 28, 2017, 02:18:40 am »
Ooh, thanks! I didn't know I could do that.

Whoever it was never got in, I was just kidding about that part.

good. situation is stillweird though



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Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #293 on: August 28, 2017, 06:30:49 am »
final verdict: mostly dehydration, with not eating all day and new meds amplifying the strain. Got two bags of saline in me, then they let me go.
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Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #294 on: August 28, 2017, 08:52:07 am »
You might be surprised by just how many ailments can be alleviated by just maintaining proper hydration. Everything from headaches and migraines to depression and obesity.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #295 on: August 28, 2017, 05:25:28 pm »
You can actually cure death itself with proper hydration.  Look at corpses - all dried up husks.  Not a coincidence.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #296 on: August 28, 2017, 06:28:33 pm »
You can actually cure death itself with proper hydration.  Look at corpses - all dried up husks.  Not a coincidence.

You're absolutely right. :eek:

You might be surprised by just how many ailments can be alleviated by just maintaining proper hydration. Everything from headaches and migraines to depression and obesity.

Sometimes, yeah! :)
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Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #297 on: August 28, 2017, 08:27:11 pm »
Mmm let me cure my neurochemical imbalances and chronic joint pain with water

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« Reply #298 on: August 28, 2017, 09:39:30 pm »
Maybe that whole "water memory" thing was really doctors posing as naturopaths to get people to drink some damn water.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #299 on: August 28, 2017, 10:45:19 pm »
Maybe that whole "water memory" thing was really doctors posing as naturopaths to get people to drink some damn water.

Interesting idea...

Part of me wants to pose as a doctor/mystic online and start telling people that various completely normal, common things are especially healthy or useful because of various completely bullshit reasons that include sciency/supernatural buzz-words (Depending on the target audience).

For example, I bet we could get pagans to take showers if we told them that body odor disrupted spiritual flow because odor is "transplanar" (Can move between planes. Yes, I made that word up.). "Hence why our sense of smell in this plane starts to fade as we reach the end of our lives, and we start to 'hallucinate' (We know that this really means perceive *snobby Pagan laughter*) other smells from other planes of existence."

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