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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #300 on: August 28, 2017, 11:13:51 pm »
10 weeks for someone (me, of course) to notice an error in the code we use to generate the numbers for the fire list.

It's not a health and safety issue, in a sense that all the rooms were being displayed correctly and only the floor population numbers were off, but still though.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #301 on: August 28, 2017, 11:35:14 pm »
Wow. American reading comprehension really is as bad as advertised! Look up the word "alleviated" I think that's where the confusion is creeping in. Or, hey, don't drink water (like from the toilet). Is also funny as fuck. :argh!:
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #302 on: August 28, 2017, 11:45:37 pm »
Did we hurt your feelings?

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« Reply #303 on: August 29, 2017, 12:22:54 am »
Did we hurt your feelings?

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #304 on: August 29, 2017, 01:42:34 am »
Maybe that whole "water memory" thing was really doctors posing as naturopaths to get people to drink some damn water.

Interesting idea...

Part of me wants to pose as a doctor/mystic online and start telling people that various completely normal, common things are especially healthy or useful because of various completely bullshit reasons that include sciency/supernatural buzz-words (Depending on the target audience).

For example, I bet we could get pagans to take showers if we told them that body odor disrupted spiritual flow because odor is "transplanar" (Can move between planes. Yes, I made that word up.). "Hence why our sense of smell in this plane starts to fade as we reach the end of our lives, and we start to 'hallucinate' (We know that this really means perceive *snobby Pagan laughter*) other smells from other planes of existence."

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #305 on: August 29, 2017, 03:05:59 am »
Wow. American reading comprehension really is as bad as advertised! Look up the word "alleviated" I think that's where the confusion is creeping in. Or, hey, don't drink water (like from the toilet). Is also funny as fuck. :argh!:

I did admit that it helps sometimes, you know. But the dehydration alleviating depression was... wildly overstating things. I've never spoken to any dr about my depression and had them tell me "Drink more water, that'll help you feel a little better."

Also :p
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« Reply #306 on: August 30, 2017, 01:45:57 am »
One of my 3 closest friends from my teenage years just died of lung cancer at the age of 47.

 :cry:

She was a brawler and a horrible bastard and she made no excuses.  Things just got a little bit more boring.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #307 on: August 30, 2017, 07:13:38 am »
One of my 3 closest friends from my teenage years just died of lung cancer at the age of 47.

 :cry:

She was a brawler and a horrible bastard and she made no excuses.  Things just got a little bit more boring.

 :sad: Sorry for your loss man.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #308 on: August 30, 2017, 12:51:54 pm »
That sucks, Roger.  Condolences.

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« Reply #309 on: August 30, 2017, 12:56:15 pm »
Aye that sucks man. Got to an age where it's starting to feel like a game of last man standing :sad:
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #310 on: August 30, 2017, 01:36:48 pm »
Also, to be clear, FUCK CANCER.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #311 on: August 30, 2017, 06:39:06 pm »
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« Reply #312 on: August 30, 2017, 11:17:45 pm »
Very sorry to hear that Roger.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #313 on: August 30, 2017, 11:22:48 pm »
Also, I met up with Cram last Friday. He's even more dreamy in person than he is online!
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #314 on: August 30, 2017, 11:57:18 pm »
FUCK CANCER


Also, I met up with Cram last Friday. He's even more dreamy in person than he is online!

Dreamy like "Mr Sandman" or dreamy like "I ate too much cheese and now have to sweats"