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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #315 on: August 31, 2017, 01:11:03 am »
Quote from: Hoopla on August 30, 2017, 11:22:48 pm
Also, I met up with Cram last Friday. He's even more dreamy in person than he is online!

I have met him and he insulted my hot dog.  WE HATES HIM FOREVER.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #316 on: August 31, 2017, 01:12:17 am »
Quote from: Don Coyote on August 30, 2017, 11:57:18 pm
FUCK CANCER


Quote from: Hoopla on August 30, 2017, 11:22:48 pm
Also, I met up with Cram last Friday. He's even more dreamy in person than he is online!

Dreamy like "Mr Sandman" or dreamy like "I ate too much cheese and now have to sweats"

Mr Sandman.  Kinda.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/sandman
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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #317 on: August 31, 2017, 01:31:23 am »
Quote from: Don Coyote on August 30, 2017, 11:57:18 pm
FUCK CANCER


Quote from: Hoopla on August 30, 2017, 11:22:48 pm
Also, I met up with Cram last Friday. He's even more dreamy in person than he is online!

Dreamy like "Mr Sandman" or dreamy like "I ate too much cheese and now have to sweats"

Yes.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #318 on: August 31, 2017, 02:26:14 am »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2017, 01:12:17 am
Quote from: Don Coyote on August 30, 2017, 11:57:18 pm
FUCK CANCER


Quote from: Hoopla on August 30, 2017, 11:22:48 pm
Also, I met up with Cram last Friday. He's even more dreamy in person than he is online!

Dreamy like "Mr Sandman" or dreamy like "I ate too much cheese and now have to sweats"

Mr Sandman.  Kinda.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/sandman

...I deserved this...

Quote from: Hoopla on August 31, 2017, 01:31:23 am
Yes.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #319 on: August 31, 2017, 08:20:51 am »
May all cancer be fucked forevermore, preferably with something large with spikes on.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #320 on: August 31, 2017, 12:37:03 pm »
It was really fun hanging with you and the wife in NYC, Hoops! You're one of these people from PD I've always wanted to meet in person.

Just reflecting on how many peedy cabal people I've met in person - man, it's been a loopy decade

Richter
Cainad
Darth Cupcake *
Eve *
Roger
Enki
Suu
Luna
Net
Nigel
Triple Zero
Regret
Squiddy
Eater of Clowns
Dimo
LMNO
Badger of God
Pope Tom
Telarus
Placid Dingo
Twid
and now Hoopla

* I knew them before they joined PD tho


I know I'm forgetting a few people...

but damn
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #321 on: August 31, 2017, 01:58:28 pm »
Quite a ways away from the days when everyone guarded their true names and faces with great secrecy.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #322 on: August 31, 2017, 03:24:34 pm »
Wait, when did we meet?
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #323 on: August 31, 2017, 03:45:39 pm »
When Roger visited Boston, we actually crowbar'd you out of your office for an hour, which we spent at a bar.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #324 on: August 31, 2017, 03:50:20 pm »
Oh, that's right!  And we ended up at that lovely little ashtray of a bar with the sexist 80's posters all over the place.

Sadly, it burned down and was turned into condos.   :argh!:
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #325 on: August 31, 2017, 04:08:00 pm »
Quote from: LMNO on August 31, 2017, 03:24:34 pm
Wait, when did we meet?

It was in the Summer of 1912, aboard a magnificent cruise.

Your mother insisted that your recent engagement and upcoming marriage to a wealthy upper-classman would maintain your family's financial elevation. But you didn't love him.

Out of desire to act for yourself, and make one final decision on your own, you intended to leap from the ship to a watery death. But a handsome, poor artist stopped you only moments before. CRAM, was his name.

4 days later, the ship hit an iceberg, and you floated away on a door big enough for 2 while he slowly died of hypothermia feet away from you.








Or was it the Spring of 1912? I can't remember.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #326 on: August 31, 2017, 04:26:32 pm »
Please tell me I at least hocked the diamond for some hookers and blow.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #327 on: August 31, 2017, 04:59:54 pm »
The door washed up on a beach strewn with barbed wire... and the island was drifting with the current...
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #328 on: August 31, 2017, 05:31:46 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #329 on: August 31, 2017, 06:38:18 pm »
Quote from: LMNO on August 31, 2017, 04:26:32 pm
Please tell me I at least hocked the diamond for some hookers and blow.

Well, of course. But the hooker's asshole you snorted the blow out of had a syphilitic chancre. And because it was 1912, you weren't given proper treatment for syphilis before the neurological symptoms started. You went insane before you got treatment, and have been sitting in a straight jacket for 10 years mumbling about Eris and PEEDEE and GAY BARS.

You could have just moved over to the other side of the door, y'know.
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