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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #330 on: August 31, 2017, 07:02:22 pm »
I needed room to stretch my legs, dammit!  A boy has NEEDS.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #331 on: August 31, 2017, 07:10:15 pm »
Something has been bothering me and it's become overwhelming and I need help.



That thing is, Why in sweet gibbering fuck has Drumpf lifted the endangered protections from bald eagles?
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #332 on: August 31, 2017, 07:23:28 pm »
Something has been bothering me and it's become overwhelming and I need help.



That thing is, Why in sweet gibbering fuck has Drumpf lifted the endangered protections from bald eagles?

Hadn't heard about that. Source?

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #333 on: August 31, 2017, 07:37:51 pm »
Probably so Trump Jr can shoot one.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #334 on: August 31, 2017, 07:43:34 pm »
Because one wouldn't sit on his hand for a photo op that one time.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #335 on: August 31, 2017, 07:47:18 pm »
Okay I had muddled in my brain what I heard.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/energy-environment/wp/2017/02/15/the-endangered-species-act-may-be-heading-for-the-threatened-list-this-hearing-confirmed-it/

The endangered species act is maybe going to get destroyed because Trump is going after everything that Obama did, and apparently Obama had something to do with the act.

Whatever story I read mentioned bald eagles, among others, as species saved by the act's protections.

Article quotes Repubs as saying "Everyone we talk to says it doesn't help and people can't make a living because of it waaaaah!"
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #336 on: August 31, 2017, 07:47:32 pm »
Because one wouldn't sit on his hand for a photo op that one time.

To be fair, it's hard to perch on something that small.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #337 on: August 31, 2017, 07:48:28 pm »
Because one wouldn't sit on his hand for a photo op that one time.

To be fair, it's hard to perch on something that small.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #338 on: August 31, 2017, 09:49:04 pm »
Please tell me I at least hocked the diamond for some hookers and blow.

Well, of course. But the hooker's asshole you snorted the blow out of had a syphilitic chancre. And because it was 1912, you weren't given proper treatment for syphilis before the neurological symptoms started. You went insane before you got treatment, and have been sitting in a straight jacket for 10 years mumbling about Eris and PEEDEE and GAY BARS.






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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #339 on: September 01, 2017, 01:43:01 am »
I've been wanting to play XBox 360 for quite awhile now, but haven't had the chance or the money to go get a controller charger. So I decided to try and break open the rechargeable battery pack, yank out the rechargeable batteries, and place non-rechargeable ones in there. On top of it taking about 2 hours to try and jury rig this thing, I had to cut some metal sheeting used in the circuit and reconnect it back with super-glue, and then glue a metal connector into the pack to connect the two battery ends on one side. All of this done with a super-glue bottle that clogged up after every time I used it.

What I wasn't sure of was whether or not rechargeable battery circuits could hold non-rechargeable batteries the same (And I intended to do all of this without looking up a tutorial or anything, as a challenge to myself). I knew it was going to go one of 3 ways:

1.) I would fail at getting everything connected, or ruin a component, and it would just be a massive waste of time.
2.) It would work flawlessly and I would be proud of myself.
3.) The batteries would heat up, catch fire, and we'd all die.

Let's just say I was able to get the tape off the batteries before they caught fire.  :lulz:

I finally gave up and decided to look up a tutorial on a makeshift battery pack for the controller. I felt like a complete moron when I realized that all you need to power an XBox controller is 2 batteries, 2 pennies, and some tape.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #340 on: September 01, 2017, 07:39:14 am »
Please tell me I at least hocked the diamond for some hookers and blow.

Well, of course. But the hooker's asshole you snorted the blow out of had a syphilitic chancre. And because it was 1912, you weren't given proper treatment for syphilis before the neurological symptoms started. You went insane before you got treatment, and have been sitting in a straight jacket for 10 years mumbling about Eris and PEEDEE and GAY BARS.






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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #341 on: September 01, 2017, 12:43:35 pm »
I have a full beard now.  Guess I'll have to submit my new look to the WOMP Cabal.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #342 on: September 01, 2017, 01:54:29 pm »
Please tell me I at least hocked the diamond for some hookers and blow.

Well, of course. But the hooker's asshole you snorted the blow out of had a syphilitic chancre. And because it was 1912, you weren't given proper treatment for syphilis before the neurological symptoms started. You went insane before you got treatment, and have been sitting in a straight jacket for 10 years mumbling about Eris and PEEDEE and GAY BARS.






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I might have made an extensive collection of faces for WOMP years ago.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #343 on: September 02, 2017, 07:53:04 pm »
I have a full beard now.  Guess I'll have to submit my new look to the WOMP Cabal.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #344 on: September 02, 2017, 09:53:22 pm »
I have a full beard now.  Guess I'll have to submit my new look to the WOMP Cabal.

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