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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #345 on: September 03, 2017, 03:26:14 pm »
Better than the handlebar, I'll tell you that.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #346 on: September 04, 2017, 06:47:54 am »
Better than the handlebar, I'll tell you that.

LMNOW is undoubtably a wonderful woman in every way that matters.

Except in this.  Handlebar mustaches are GLORIOUS.

On the other hand, the pics of her stealing it are among the funniest things ever posted in this sorry excuse for a death cult.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #347 on: September 04, 2017, 07:28:35 am »

On the other hand, the pics of her stealing it are among the funniest things ever posted in this sorry excuse for a death cult.
Hey, as death cults go, at least we're still more interesting than The Hand is in the Netflix Marvel series.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #348 on: September 04, 2017, 07:33:29 am »

On the other hand, the pics of her stealing it are among the funniest things ever posted in this sorry excuse for a death cult.
Hey, as death cults go, at least we're still more interesting than The Hand is in the Netflix Marvel series.

I'll take your word for that.  Even though this fucking death cult can't even be arsed to spike the Koolaid.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #349 on: September 04, 2017, 08:45:27 am »
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #350 on: September 04, 2017, 08:35:01 pm »
PD.COM: We're a self service death cult. Spike your own f'kin Koolaid.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #351 on: September 05, 2017, 04:02:33 am »
We have had two students arrive.

One has entered the country under a tourist visa and apparently run away.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #352 on: September 05, 2017, 04:48:54 am »
Update: had babby, he's doing well.  Am now eating all the carbs I couldn't have before.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #353 on: September 05, 2017, 05:34:47 am »
We have had two students arrive.

One has entered the country under a tourist visa and apparently run away.

Well. That's weird.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #354 on: September 05, 2017, 12:54:05 pm »
Update: had babby, he's doing well.  Am now eating all the carbs I couldn't have before.

Yay to babby and yay to carbs!

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #355 on: September 05, 2017, 06:11:15 pm »
Already got peed on, boys are a different challenge when changing. 
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #356 on: September 05, 2017, 07:45:58 pm »
Already got peed on, boys are a different challenge when changing.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #357 on: September 05, 2017, 07:58:59 pm »
Already got peed on, boys are a different challenge when changing.

True story: my second is a boy and I was prepared for more enthusiastic per adventures, but he happened to be an outlier on the good side for that. The only thing was every time I made a comment about him bucking the stereotype, I would get peed on almost immediately.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #358 on: September 06, 2017, 04:25:19 am »
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #359 on: September 06, 2017, 09:29:40 am »
Breaking news: arguing with the police for an hour after being found trespassing is not a viable strategy, and may result in arrest.

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