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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #450 on: October 18, 2017, 12:12:46 am »
http://jyllands-posten.dk/kultur/film/ECE9952439/bjoerk-anklager-lars-von-trier-for-sexchikane/

Serious topic, however, I don't think Google translate has quite got the knack for Icelandic

*edit* also bad for Danish, which it's supposed to be in.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #451 on: October 18, 2017, 02:33:15 pm »
Billy Corgan has really gone off the deep end.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #452 on: October 18, 2017, 02:55:23 pm »
"The world-famous Icelandic singer Björk writes in a Sunday message on Facebook that she has been exposed to sexchikans from a Danish film director"

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #453 on: October 18, 2017, 05:31:02 pm »
"Björk accuses Lars von Trier of sex chickens"
"Björk and von Trier were the rapids in film recordings, says von Trier. He denies sexual harassment."
"It has not been the case. But that we were smoking unfriends, that's a fact."
"On the other hand, she delivered one of the greatest performances in my movies at all," he says.
"I therefore receive this with open mouth and polyps."
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #454 on: October 18, 2017, 05:34:51 pm »
Not sure if bad translation or Bjork being Bjork.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #455 on: October 19, 2017, 12:31:22 am »
"Björk accuses Lars von Trier of sex chickens"
"Björk and von Trier were the rapids in film recordings, says von Trier. He denies sexual harassment."
"It has not been the case. But that we were smoking unfriends, that's a fact."
"On the other hand, she delivered one of the greatest performances in my movies at all," he says.
"I therefore receive this with open mouth and polyps."

I'm pretty sure this is actually song lyrics. It's classic Björk.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #456 on: October 19, 2017, 03:39:05 am »
I thought Mad Max: Furry Road was a typo.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #457 on: October 19, 2017, 11:44:59 am »
It's guns, gas and gods, not gators, geckos and gerbils.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #458 on: October 21, 2017, 02:52:17 pm »
League of the South is having a "White Lives Matter" rally in the town square of my little town next Saturday. Locals are planning a peaceful demonstration at another location. The mayor and city council had a meeting yesterday with business owners on the square. They advised them to close their businesses for the day, and board up the windows.

This also happens to be my last day on the job at the grocery store gas station where I have worked for the last two years. It's about 3 miles away from the rally. So far all I can think of to do is to openly and loudly talk about "That Nazi party they havin over on da square, taday" with customers.


ETA: I should also possibly mention that one of the areas of town where residents self-identify as being "Da Hood" is two roads over from the square.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #459 on: October 23, 2017, 05:48:25 am »
Going to be working some weird hours during the next month.  I am going to try to finish my last 3 unfinished stories.

Not sure what's going to happen to LDW, because one of the two main characters, well, she isn't worth writing about.  But Tales From Fat Ernies and the Universe 5 book might get done.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #460 on: October 24, 2017, 01:12:39 am »
Apparently, the safety committee has been handed the responsibility of determining our critical spares requirements.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #461 on: October 24, 2017, 12:39:02 pm »
 
Apparently, the safety committee has been handed the responsibility of determining our critical spares requirements.

 :retard:

I see no problem with this.  What could possibly go--

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #462 on: October 25, 2017, 05:10:42 am »
Apparently, the safety committee has been handed the responsibility of determining our critical spares requirements.

 :retard:

I see no problem with this.  What could possibly go--

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Problem solved.  But the safety manager, who looks like, acts like, and probably is Mr Rogers, won't come out of his office until I go home.  The safety technician, who works for him and largely orchestrated this, has taken impromptu vacation, and my boss has suggested - and this sounds familiar - that I take some anger management classes or some shit.  I manage my anger just fine.

God, it feels so good to drop the wrath again.  I don't feel as if I've really been me since 2015.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #463 on: October 25, 2017, 12:31:16 pm »
Just once, I'd like to get some video of this sort of thing. 

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« Reply #464 on: October 25, 2017, 09:59:07 pm »
Just once, I'd like to get some video of this sort of thing.

I am once again in a position where even still shots are a termination offense.   :sad: