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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #495 on: November 06, 2017, 12:08:46 am »
If I could just get my hands on some of that Soros Antifa Supersoldier Serum, then I could become Captain Antifa.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #496 on: November 06, 2017, 03:09:09 am »
If I could just get my hands on some of that Soros Antifa Supersoldier Serum, then I could become Captain Antifa.

It expresses out in urine.

You know what to do.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #497 on: November 06, 2017, 09:33:52 am »
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #498 on: November 06, 2017, 11:02:12 am »
If I could just get my hands on some of that Soros Antifa Supersoldier Serum, then I could become Captain Antifa.

It expresses out in urine.

You know what to do.


So THAT'S what trump was doing with those Russian hookers.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #499 on: November 06, 2017, 11:28:46 am »
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #500 on: November 06, 2017, 01:07:04 pm »
Going to throw myself a pity party though I am fully aware others have it rougher then me, but also to act as an update also of who I am and why I am on your lawn

Between now and December I'm probably going to get more entrenched in this nervous breakdown I'm cultivating:
Come Jan 1st I will either have a house, or be unable to even think about applying for one again next year (for various, boring reasons), this is entirely down to the builders whim as to the completion of the house, so we'll see what happens.

At work over the last couple of years my working week has gone from 37.5 hours, to 40, to consistently 50 or more. The work is interesting (we're developing a first of its kind for the energy grid which is cool and challenging).

Last week I brought the car in to have a mirror replaced and the exhaust tightened and found out it is a death trap: Rear brakes gone down to wire (blowout could have happened any time), cracked wishbone and wouldn't give it back to me until the repairs were done.


I spend more time chasing my tail then can commit to introspection or my hobbies, which makes me suspect the greyface Monkey is more in charge most of the time, interspersed with what alcoholics "call moments of clarity", I spend a lot of time worrying that I am neglecting this place which is a shame because even at it's quietest this place never ceases to amaze me with the cool shit that comes out of it.

So that's me, depressive homeless/carless/Irish maintaining that slim fingernail grip on reality.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #501 on: November 06, 2017, 01:36:01 pm »
Ugh, builders.  I hear you.  Fingers crossed, hang in there.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #502 on: November 06, 2017, 08:22:12 pm »
50 hour weeks, you say?

You civilized folks are spoiled.

But good luck with the house!

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #503 on: November 07, 2017, 07:14:55 am »
My 40 hour work week regularly becomes 55 hours or so even though less than 30 of those are spent doing actual work.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #504 on: November 07, 2017, 04:50:52 pm »
Welp, my uncle died of liver cancer on Monday. That makes three of my uncles that have died this way. I need a free frozen yogurt or something.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #505 on: November 07, 2017, 05:06:27 pm »
Welp, my uncle died of liver cancer on Monday. That makes three of my uncles that have died this way. I need a free frozen yogurt or something.



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Sorry man. And keep an eye on your liver I guess.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #506 on: November 07, 2017, 05:07:09 pm »
Fuck cancer.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #507 on: November 07, 2017, 07:42:32 pm »
Yep, fuck cancer. And thanks, you guys.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #508 on: November 09, 2017, 09:53:24 pm »
Fuckin' cancer.
Delayed, but sincere, condolences to you and yours, Chel.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #509 on: November 09, 2017, 11:56:40 pm »
So, the cunt who spent some time stalking me on the Subgenius Google Group turns out to be our very own ChinaGreenElvis.

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