WHAT THE FUCK IS A CRUNCHIE?
AND WHEN DID I TURN ON CAPSLOCK?
AND FUCKING YOU CAN MAKE CHILI IN A FUCKING CROCKPOT, IT'S JUST SUBSTANDARD BECAUSE IT CAN EASILY TURN IN WEIRD BEAN PORRIDGE WHICH IS AWFUL I SPEAK FROM THE HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE OF HAVING TO EAT THAT BECAUSE MY PARENTS WOULD MAKE TOO MUCH SOUP, STEW, CHILI AT A TIME AND FREEZE IT BY THE GALLON