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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #646 on: January 16, 2018, 09:53:24 am »
No longer homeless, woo, should have internet in the next week.

Now onto arguments about decorating, herself wants to go with a contemporary style while I want literally everything in the house to be a mix of Vantablack and International Klein blue.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #647 on: January 17, 2018, 04:53:32 pm »
Glad to hear it Faust!
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #648 on: January 17, 2018, 04:59:37 pm »
So the cold calling job is working out so far. Mostly folks don't answer. I'm learning to deal with the jerks by laughing (to myself) at the sheer troll of it. Mostly folks are polite but firmly uninterested in a free Kirby demonstration. Shocking, I know. I have yet to set an appointment, but I still have the new guy effect going on. Imitating the plastic optimistic attitude is no problem.

Kinda want to look more into the Sub Genius stuff. I hate being upbeat for a living, but maybe success is not about what I like or hate.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #649 on: January 17, 2018, 05:24:04 pm »
When you're pissed that your in-laws were totally fine with putting your infant in a fucking 30 yr old deathtrap and letting him sleep in the bassinet you brought over on HIS FUCKING STOMACH WITHOUT SUPERVISIONS but you also need them to watch him for a couple of hours next week. Also, they appeared to have allowed (forced) him to drink from the bottle until the liner had fully collapsed from the suction. And yet they think his gas was from Catherine's diet and not the FUCKING SUCKING SO MUCH AIR DOWN.

Gonna be scheduling my psych appts on the days my wife has off from now on.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #650 on: January 17, 2018, 05:34:11 pm »
Holy shit!
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #651 on: January 17, 2018, 06:46:03 pm »
In less ANGER news, I have lost around 20 pounds, and almost everything with starch in it tastes sweet to me.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #652 on: January 18, 2018, 12:40:21 am »
In less ANGER news, I have lost around 20 pounds, and almost everything with starch in it tastes sweet to me.

Man, bread must be like cake.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #653 on: January 19, 2018, 02:57:13 pm »
sooooo we have a crib now, that I don't think we need, that I have to assemble, in our one bedroom apt, that I am sure doesn't have enough room for this crib, and I will not be willing to put it in the fucking livingroom. Said crib is also part of the "should never have been a issue but is somehow still fucking drama," and to add on to that drama her parents are mad at me for something she said to them about if I decide while assembling this crib that it isn't suitable for our son. And I probably offended both them multiple times by flat out saying that as someone who has worked in two different manufacturing fields and as a contractor, I do know more about shit like furniture. AND my mother-in-law tried to fucking argue with me about the sleeping on the stomach thing because 30 fucking years ago THAT was the advice. Like, bitch I don't give a fuck? AND if I see someone holding our son with his eyes closed when I know for a fact he works the nightshift and is 67 years old damn fucking right I am call attention to that shit. I don't give a flying fuck if you have a flat spot on your head because you fucking dropped on it. If those fucks drop him because they fell the fuck to sleep I will not be nice to these grown ass twice my fucking age adults. If this drama continues I will significantly less polite and aggressive about the care our son.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #654 on: January 19, 2018, 03:09:40 pm »
AND I can't even complain about this to my mother because we have mutually disowned eachother over her causing an anxiety attack and continuing to stay married to her shitty husband, who is apparently a Trump voter.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #655 on: January 19, 2018, 05:17:18 pm »
Sucks to hear.  Hang in there.

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« Reply #656 on: January 19, 2018, 06:15:39 pm »
Thanks. I'm doing what I can. I hope this gets resolved, otherwise I have to do some short notice rescheduling of an appt next week because I'm not going over there to have them watch the baby otherwise.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #657 on: January 19, 2018, 09:05:51 pm »
Roger, I came up with a new business term: "Fostering Engagement Towards Our Goal-Setting Success."

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #658 on: January 19, 2018, 10:45:52 pm »
I don't like to complain but it's like I started already, so, partner on project I've been working on for past 14 months stole a little money and then disappeared, gone, just gone. This just two weeks before closing on first round of funding: part of the money stolen was directly from financiers. I don't know  to think, and it seems like I got tinnitus, which figures. They want to get a PI... I'm just kinda done with people.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #659 on: January 20, 2018, 08:02:46 pm »
Yeah. People were definitely a bad Idea from the beginning.
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Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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