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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #660 on: January 21, 2018, 01:01:06 am »
Yeah. People were definitely a bad Idea from the beginning.

To be fair, the Australopithecines didn't have pants to keep it in. By the time pants did finally come around, the situation was already too far gone.

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« Reply #661 on: January 21, 2018, 09:39:02 pm »
Yeah. People were definitely a bad Idea from the beginning.

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To be fair, the Australopithecines didn't have pants to keep it in. By the time pants did finally come around, the situation was already too far gone.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #662 on: January 22, 2018, 12:18:50 am »
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Debriefing: Short of the Long
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Yeah. People were definitely a bad Idea from the beginning.

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To be fair, the Australopithecines didn't have pants to keep it in. By the time pants did finally come around, the situation was already too far gone.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #663 on: January 22, 2018, 01:14:04 am »
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Debriefing: Short of the Long
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Yeah. People were definitely a bad Idea from the beginning.

Homo Pantsus

To be fair, the Australopithecines didn't have pants to keep it in. By the time pants did finally come around, the situation was already too far gone.
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You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #664 on: January 23, 2018, 07:40:23 pm »
Well, just heard an exec say how having all the clients in a sector is bad.  Sigh.
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« Reply #665 on: January 23, 2018, 08:12:56 pm »
Well, just heard an exec say how having all the clients in a sector is bad.  Sigh.

But I thought all problems were just opportunities, and such.

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« Reply #666 on: January 23, 2018, 08:57:56 pm »
Well, just heard an exec say how having all the clients in a sector is bad.  Sigh.

But I thought all problems were just opportunities, and such.

Ha!

But see if you have all the clients, you can't grow, if you can't grow then obviously that sector is declining and must be ignored! No profit can be had from a declining sector!
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #667 on: January 23, 2018, 09:42:56 pm »
I'm convinced that space isn't expanding, but all the matter is shrinking. The idea of infinite economic growth is based on false perspective.
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« Reply #668 on: January 24, 2018, 12:19:01 am »
Well, just heard an exec say how having all the clients in a sector is bad.  Sigh.

But I thought all problems were just opportunities, and such.

Opportunities to fail.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #669 on: January 24, 2018, 08:04:44 am »
Well, just heard an exec say how having all the clients in a sector is bad.  Sigh.

But I thought all problems were just opportunities, and such.

Ha!

But see if you have all the clients, you can't grow, if you can't grow then obviously that sector is declining and must be ignored! No profit can be had from a declining sector!

Have they considered genetically engineering up some new clients? Seems like it could be pretty lucrative, and as far as I know no one is even doing it.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #670 on: January 24, 2018, 08:07:26 am »
Well, just heard an exec say how having all the clients in a sector is bad.  Sigh.

But I thought all problems were just opportunities, and such.

Opportunities to fail.

As long as you fail impactfully. That's the main thing.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #671 on: January 24, 2018, 01:05:51 pm »
Well, just heard an exec say how having all the clients in a sector is bad.  Sigh.

But I thought all problems were just opportunities, and such.

Opportunities to fail.

As long as you fail impactfully. That's the main thing.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #672 on: January 25, 2018, 01:54:54 am »
impactfully

That should not be a word.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #674 on: January 25, 2018, 04:26:12 am »
Well, just heard an exec say how having all the clients in a sector is bad.  Sigh.

But I thought all problems were just opportunities, and such.

Ha!

But see if you have all the clients, you can't grow, if you can't grow then obviously that sector is declining and must be ignored! No profit can be had from a declining sector!

Have they considered genetically engineering up some new clients? Seems like it could be pretty lucrative, and as far as I know no one is even doing it.

Need to make clients clients, and some landmass, but this idea has merit. 
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