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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #720 on: February 06, 2018, 12:12:39 am »
Will do.  A lot of that going around lately.  Was it at least something funny?

It was a rant about how Irishmen produce 12 times as much poop as humans do.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #721 on: February 06, 2018, 12:15:23 am »
 :lulz:

*post memes about white genocide*

Facebook: ok, sure, cool.

*mention feminism or make obvious jokes*

Facebook: now listen here...

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #722 on: February 06, 2018, 12:18:52 am »
:lulz:

*post memes about white genocide*

Facebook: ok, sure, cool.

*mention feminism or make obvious jokes*

Facebook: now listen here...

I know.  And if I'm gonna get banned for something I did 6 years ago, it's time to go full potato.  But there are no mods to monster.

Not sure what to do.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #723 on: February 06, 2018, 12:23:45 am »
Mail poo to Zuckerberg.  Irish poo.

But yeah, this is the downside of this wonderful, bot-driven, algorithmic future we're all inhabiting. 

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #724 on: February 06, 2018, 02:19:06 am »
Mail poo to Zuckerberg.  Irish poo.

But yeah, this is the downside of this wonderful, bot-driven, algorithmic future we're all inhabiting.

Yep.  Now bans will be more or less at random.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #725 on: February 06, 2018, 04:17:26 am »
So, I might actually be able to talk about one of the secret projects I've been working on.  Have to get it vetted before I release it, of course, but it will be a good example of how large datasets, AI and counterterrorism come together.  The software in particular will have a lot of other applications, including poliical campaigns, advertising etc so even if this particular application doesn't interest you, it may still be worth a look.
I'd be interested in something like that, esp. if it can be scaled-down to work with smaller sets. I'm assuming it has something to do with predicting behaviour?

I touch many big datas, I am curious.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #726 on: February 07, 2018, 12:31:46 am »
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Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #727 on: February 07, 2018, 01:11:25 am »
My A1c is 5.9.
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I'm not dead yet.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #728 on: February 07, 2018, 02:51:46 am »
My A1c is 5.9.
My son is trying to destroy what little hearing I have left.
I'm not dead yet.


That's pretty damn good.  .2 to go.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #729 on: February 07, 2018, 05:03:54 am »
There is a Wikipedia edit war on the entry for anus.  I can't follow that up with a silly enough statement.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #730 on: February 07, 2018, 07:34:03 am »
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #731 on: February 07, 2018, 02:42:21 pm »
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Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #734 on: February 08, 2018, 12:09:26 am »
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This is the future the Jetsons promised us.  Horrible, horrible.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.