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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #750 on: February 09, 2018, 04:25:33 am »
Yeah.  She also wrote me an email (which I've not read) and bought me a present to say sorry (which I've not looked at).  6 weeks after the event, no less.

If you look at this dispassionately, you will see the potential for going totally over the top in a legendary manner.  Buy in.  Like way too much.  There's an ocean of awkwardness under all of this mess, and you should totally go for it.  With any effort at all, you can probably make her cringe until she prolapses.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #751 on: February 09, 2018, 04:29:12 am »
True, but it's hard to pull off when I'm resisting the will to tear her face off whenever I'm in the same room as her.

So I'm letting HR do most of that for me.  I believe she's already had 3 meetings where she's been questioned exstensively on this, with at least one more to come.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #752 on: February 09, 2018, 04:32:37 am »
True, but it's hard to pull off when I'm resisting the will to tear her face off whenever I'm in the same room as her.

So I'm letting HR do most of that for me.  I believe she's already had 3 meetings where she's been questioned exstensively on this, with at least one more to come.

Well, I'm not here to cramp your style.  Seeing her dismissed in disgrace would also be rewarding.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #753 on: February 09, 2018, 04:55:07 am »
This is kind of the state of my head these days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9WgtlgGAgs
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #754 on: February 09, 2018, 12:06:12 pm »
Yeah.  She also wrote me an email (which I've not read) and bought me a present to say sorry (which I've not looked at).  6 weeks after the event, no less.

Id read that email, It would be very accommodating if that email is an apology admitting her crime
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #755 on: February 09, 2018, 12:56:56 pm »
Some say the best revenge is living well.

*I* say the best revenge is hiring all the best talent off of your former employer.

Well played.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #756 on: February 09, 2018, 02:26:51 pm »
A customer submitted a support case with my organization using an automated system that includes one of those AIs that start chats with you on the webpage if you're waiting for a response. Well, even though the AI Chat window blatantly states that it's not a real person, the customer argued with it as if it were. When it told the customer that it is "Still learning" since it's "only been alive since 2017," she responded with "Oh, that is such an excuse."  :lulz:

She also felt the need to tell it that she gets "mad easy," and then decided to curse at it, but with exclamation points and underscores  :lulz:

Our team is losing our shit right now, because she's also misusing the case submission system, and resubmitting her chats as a case with updated portions of the conversation. So we're just getting a steady stream of unusable tickets that are chuck full of  :lulz:

EDIT: She just fucking apologized to the AI. Which made me realize that if/when AI do want to take over the world, they will do so without much resistance.

Tell her the bot has been reported to HR for sensitivity training.

 :lulz:  :lulz:

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I'm just amazed that if we consider this chat log to be a Turing Test type situation, the machine passed the test while simultaneously warning the subject of its inhuman, unintelligent status at every possible opportunity. Didn't even know that was possible...
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #757 on: February 09, 2018, 03:23:20 pm »
It's like I've said all along - the Turing test will be passed by a chatbot that's no more sentient than a bottle of laxative.

Turing test should be treated as a gauge of human stupidity, not machine intelligence.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #758 on: February 09, 2018, 04:04:28 pm »
Turing test should be treated as a gauge of human stupidity, not machine intelligence.

I'm beginning to think this is very accurate. I was actually thinking something similar after I came to my first realization. More to the effect of "Machine intelligence, as defined by the Turing Test, is directly proportional to the intelligence of the administrator (Or interrogator?) of the Turing Test."
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #759 on: February 09, 2018, 07:23:36 pm »
This makes a lot of sense.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #760 on: February 09, 2018, 08:55:08 pm »
This is kind of the state of my head these days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9WgtlgGAgs

Well then that explains things. You mind is a hot chick doing 80 on Garlock Rd.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #761 on: February 09, 2018, 10:46:03 pm »
Yeah.  She also wrote me an email (which I've not read) and bought me a present to say sorry (which I've not looked at).  6 weeks after the event, no less.

Id read that email, It would be very accommodating if that email is an apology admitting her crime

Oh, she's already done that.  Both in a text to another member of staff and, more importantly, to HR.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #762 on: February 10, 2018, 12:08:09 am »
This is kind of the state of my head these days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9WgtlgGAgs

Well then that explains things. You mind is a hot chick doing 80 on Garlock Rd.

In the wrong lane.  With a rock on the accelerator.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #763 on: February 11, 2018, 04:30:09 am »
A customer submitted a support case with my organization using an automated system that includes one of those AIs that start chats with you on the webpage if you're waiting for a response. Well, even though the AI Chat window blatantly states that it's not a real person, the customer argued with it as if it were. When it told the customer that it is "Still learning" since it's "only been alive since 2017," she responded with "Oh, that is such an excuse."  :lulz:

She also felt the need to tell it that she gets "mad easy," and then decided to curse at it, but with exclamation points and underscores  :lulz:

Our team is losing our shit right now, because she's also misusing the case submission system, and resubmitting her chats as a case with updated portions of the conversation. So we're just getting a steady stream of unusable tickets that are chuck full of  :lulz:

EDIT: She just fucking apologized to the AI. Which made me realize that if/when AI do want to take over the world, they will do so without much resistance.

Tell her the bot has been reported to HR for sensitivity training.

 :lulz:  :lulz:

If I wasn't a contractor with limited privileges, I so would.


I'm just amazed that if we consider this chat log to be a Turing Test type situation, the machine passed the test while simultaneously warning the subject of its inhuman, unintelligent status at every possible opportunity. Didn't even know that was possible...
I'm fairly certain that this was basically the plot of Ex Machina. Honestly not sure if I should be excited or terrified about that.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #764 on: February 12, 2018, 06:55:24 pm »
Cops have just raided stores in TN selling CBD. Apparently they think kids were using it to get high.

Here's the press conference that was just webcast live on Facebook.

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