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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #810 on: March 03, 2018, 06:39:20 pm »
Quote from: Trivial on February 28, 2018, 12:37:08 am
Damnit, baby either has a badass immune system that eats platelets, or one that is too lame and the bone marrow is making defective ones.

fuck all the things

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Quote from: Trivial on March 01, 2018, 12:18:27 am
Won't know for a month or so what it is.  If it's the bad one I'm going to start begging for people's bone marrow.

It appears my genes are defective, but in a way that doesn't hurt me, just my kids.

Double fuck. Hang in there.






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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #811 on: March 04, 2018, 12:15:21 am »
Had another blood test and his platelets are almost normal.  His IgM levels are damn high though. 

dunno wtf is going on
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #812 on: March 05, 2018, 03:37:20 pm »
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One thing I really hate about FB is it recommending people that you were friends with but because you're a fucking asshole and prone to really dumbshit unfriended all of them because you're an asshole. Yes thanks FB for the continual reminder of how childish I've been.

I’ve been there. No useful advice, sadly, as I just decided to lay in the bed I made for myself, but I know that pain.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #813 on: March 05, 2018, 04:00:53 pm »
Quote from: Trivial on March 04, 2018, 12:15:21 am
Had another blood test and his platelets are almost normal.  His IgM levels are damn high though. 

dunno wtf is going on

Damn, sorry to hear :(

They thinking HIGM? Or some kind of infection/Immune overreaction?
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #814 on: March 05, 2018, 04:55:58 pm »
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Quote from: Trivial on March 04, 2018, 12:15:21 am
Had another blood test and his platelets are almost normal.  His IgM levels are damn high though. 

dunno wtf is going on

Damn, sorry to hear :(

They thinking HIGM? Or some kind of infection/Immune overreaction?

I just got the results back without interpretation from a doc through the Epic portal, so it's me playing amateur doctor at the moment.  Have to sit and wait.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #815 on: March 08, 2018, 11:14:40 am »


Does this ring a bell, anyone? Taken today, on a bus, in Budapest. Roughly palm-size.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #816 on: March 09, 2018, 03:42:08 am »
So, I think a combination of finally being treated, with therapy and meds, and being a father in these fucked up times, I have run out of fucks to gives about offending my family.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #817 on: March 10, 2018, 01:00:31 pm »
Quote from: Dildo Argentino on March 08, 2018, 11:14:40 am


Does this ring a bell, anyone? Taken today, on a bus, in Budapest. Roughly palm-size.

Cool. Maybe a free party flyer, IDK. Made me think of of a fever ray mix:
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=xnS_eBm77wY
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #818 on: March 13, 2018, 12:34:15 am »
Actual advice I texted to a friend today:
"Sometimes when we're making Big Important Moves in our lives, its Important to take a step back and do something that is just for us. Remember to live life even as you're trying to improve upon it.
Eat tacos at a new place
Get a massage.
Masturbate vigorously.
If you can, eat tacos while masturbating vigorously during a massage."

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #819 on: March 13, 2018, 03:53:36 am »
Didn't know where to put this so http://HonestBobsUsedDildoEmporium.co​m
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #821 on: March 13, 2018, 12:38:28 pm »
Quote from: Don Coyote on March 13, 2018, 04:09:46 am
Quote from: Trivial on March 13, 2018, 03:53:36 am
Didn't know where to put this so http://HonestBobsUsedDildoEmporium.co​m

I was honestly surprised.

Same here. I didn't expect it to actually lead to a gallery of previously unwanted dildos.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #822 on: March 14, 2018, 08:10:09 am »
Well, we had our first test of the "Blue Wave" here in TN, today.

How did that go, you ask?


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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #823 on: March 15, 2018, 04:47:40 am »
So I called the administrator of classical art memes a normie and he blocked me. Apparently he's some kind of memeing bigwig called the emerald. Account this a trolling trophy!
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #824 on: March 18, 2018, 12:15:47 pm »
Whoever linked to that Shaun guy on Youtube - thank you.

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