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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #810 on: March 03, 2018, 06:39:20 pm »
Damnit, baby either has a badass immune system that eats platelets, or one that is too lame and the bone marrow is making defective ones.

fuck all the things

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Won't know for a month or so what it is.  If it's the bad one I'm going to start begging for people's bone marrow.

It appears my genes are defective, but in a way that doesn't hurt me, just my kids.

Double fuck. Hang in there.






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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #811 on: March 04, 2018, 12:15:21 am »
Had another blood test and his platelets are almost normal.  His IgM levels are damn high though. 

dunno wtf is going on
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #812 on: March 05, 2018, 03:37:20 pm »



One thing I really hate about FB is it recommending people that you were friends with but because you're a fucking asshole and prone to really dumbshit unfriended all of them because you're an asshole. Yes thanks FB for the continual reminder of how childish I've been.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #813 on: March 05, 2018, 04:00:53 pm »
Had another blood test and his platelets are almost normal.  His IgM levels are damn high though. 

dunno wtf is going on

Damn, sorry to hear :(

They thinking HIGM? Or some kind of infection/Immune overreaction?
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« Reply #814 on: March 05, 2018, 04:55:58 pm »
Had another blood test and his platelets are almost normal.  His IgM levels are damn high though. 

dunno wtf is going on

Damn, sorry to hear :(

They thinking HIGM? Or some kind of infection/Immune overreaction?

I just got the results back without interpretation from a doc through the Epic portal, so it's me playing amateur doctor at the moment.  Have to sit and wait.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #815 on: March 08, 2018, 11:14:40 am »


Does this ring a bell, anyone? Taken today, on a bus, in Budapest. Roughly palm-size.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #816 on: March 09, 2018, 03:42:08 am »
So, I think a combination of finally being treated, with therapy and meds, and being a father in these fucked up times, I have run out of fucks to gives about offending my family.

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« Reply #817 on: March 10, 2018, 01:00:31 pm »


Does this ring a bell, anyone? Taken today, on a bus, in Budapest. Roughly palm-size.

Cool. Maybe a free party flyer, IDK. Made me think of of a fever ray mix:
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #818 on: March 13, 2018, 12:34:15 am »
Actual advice I texted to a friend today:
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #819 on: March 13, 2018, 03:53:36 am »
Didn't know where to put this so http://HonestBobsUsedDildoEmporium.co​m
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
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« Reply #821 on: March 13, 2018, 12:38:28 pm »
Didn't know where to put this so http://HonestBobsUsedDildoEmporium.co​m

I was honestly surprised.

Same here. I didn't expect it to actually lead to a gallery of previously unwanted dildos.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #822 on: March 14, 2018, 08:10:09 am »
Well, we had our first test of the "Blue Wave" here in TN, today.

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« Reply #823 on: March 15, 2018, 04:47:40 am »
So I called the administrator of classical art memes a normie and he blocked me. Apparently he's some kind of memeing bigwig called the emerald. Account this a trolling trophy!
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #824 on: March 18, 2018, 12:15:47 pm »
Whoever linked to that Shaun guy on Youtube - thank you.

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