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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1095 on: July 08, 2018, 05:12:37 pm »
Behold: Liberty University's The Trump Prophecy: The Movie

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A collaboration between an independent Christian filmmaker and one of America’s largest evangelical universities is showcasing the growing prominence of a provocative belief about President Donald Trump ― that he was divinely appointed to lead the United States.


https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/liberty-university-helps-create-movie-trump-chosen-by-god_us_5b119d9ce4b02143b7cc6cfb?ncid=engmodushpmg00000003

How do these guys miss the whole "The age of prophets is over?"  It's RIGHT THERE IN THE BOOK.


Is that in Revelation somewhere?

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1096 on: July 08, 2018, 06:15:11 pm »
Behold: Liberty University's The Trump Prophecy: The Movie

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A collaboration between an independent Christian filmmaker and one of America’s largest evangelical universities is showcasing the growing prominence of a provocative belief about President Donald Trump ― that he was divinely appointed to lead the United States.


https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/liberty-university-helps-create-movie-trump-chosen-by-god_us_5b119d9ce4b02143b7cc6cfb?ncid=engmodushpmg00000003

How do these guys miss the whole "The age of prophets is over?"  It's RIGHT THERE IN THE BOOK.


Is that in Revelation somewhere?

Matthew 13 and 24.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1097 on: July 08, 2018, 06:26:56 pm »
Behold: Liberty University's The Trump Prophecy: The Movie

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A collaboration between an independent Christian filmmaker and one of America’s largest evangelical universities is showcasing the growing prominence of a provocative belief about President Donald Trump ― that he was divinely appointed to lead the United States.


https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/liberty-university-helps-create-movie-trump-chosen-by-god_us_5b119d9ce4b02143b7cc6cfb?ncid=engmodushpmg00000003

divinely appointed....so he IS the antichrist!

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1098 on: July 08, 2018, 06:36:47 pm »
Behold: Liberty University's The Trump Prophecy: The Movie

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A collaboration between an independent Christian filmmaker and one of America’s largest evangelical universities is showcasing the growing prominence of a provocative belief about President Donald Trump ― that he was divinely appointed to lead the United States.


https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/liberty-university-helps-create-movie-trump-chosen-by-god_us_5b119d9ce4b02143b7cc6cfb?ncid=engmodushpmg00000003

divinely appointed....so he IS the antichrist!

I expected the antichrist to be smart, really.
I was a teen-aged shit-poster; as you can see, the condition became chronic.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1099 on: July 08, 2018, 08:55:25 pm »
Behold: Liberty University's The Trump Prophecy: The Movie

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A collaboration between an independent Christian filmmaker and one of America’s largest evangelical universities is showcasing the growing prominence of a provocative belief about President Donald Trump ― that he was divinely appointed to lead the United States.


https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/liberty-university-helps-create-movie-trump-chosen-by-god_us_5b119d9ce4b02143b7cc6cfb?ncid=engmodushpmg00000003

divinely appointed....so he IS the antichrist!

I expected the antichrist to be smart, really.

*nods same here...
to annoy those who are
pretty sure
this makes sense

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1100 on: July 08, 2018, 10:15:33 pm »
Behold: Liberty University's The Trump Prophecy: The Movie

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A collaboration between an independent Christian filmmaker and one of America’s largest evangelical universities is showcasing the growing prominence of a provocative belief about President Donald Trump ― that he was divinely appointed to lead the United States.


https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/liberty-university-helps-create-movie-trump-chosen-by-god_us_5b119d9ce4b02143b7cc6cfb?ncid=engmodushpmg00000003

divinely appointed....so he IS the antichrist!

I expected the antichrist to be smart, really.

*nods same here...
I'm not buying the whole "independent filmmaker" thing. James Cameron or go home.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1101 on: July 09, 2018, 06:03:27 pm »
Who among us has never tried to have a real good time?  Who among us feels alive and is ready to explode?  Who among us can say they never were an out of control satellite on a collision course with Mars?  You cannot reach Mars with a satellite; you lack escape velocity.  You can only be a tiger, defying the laws of gravity.  You can only be Lady Godiva in a race car.  It is the way of things.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1102 on: July 09, 2018, 07:39:59 pm »
*cautiously raises hand
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1103 on: July 10, 2018, 01:37:56 am »
What is "Chappaquiddick"? She'll have the Potent Potables for $400.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1104 on: July 11, 2018, 11:51:40 pm »
Troll level: playing "no you hang up" with telescammers
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1105 on: July 12, 2018, 08:21:49 pm »
I am getting entirely too comfortable with the finance part of this biz.

I can read the general ledger like I can read code.  This ain't natural.  It doesn't feel natural, but it does feel right.  Kinda funky.  When you know the difference between expense and capital and reserves and can see YTDs in real time and nobody else does, the world is your oyster.  But with the upgraded interior.  Leather seats, wifi, the works.  One high-speed, low-drag mollusk, barreling down the fast lane with no brakes.  Witness me all shiny and chrome.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1106 on: July 12, 2018, 08:24:35 pm »
Welcome to The Fold.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1107 on: July 12, 2018, 08:32:26 pm »
Welcome to The Fold.

How did I never see the glory before this?  It's like I have a 3 million mile long lever and common sense is way the hell at the other end of it, like 3 inches on the other side of the fulcrum.

And the best part is that I can't make entries, so I can't be held responsible for any of it.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1108 on: July 12, 2018, 08:33:21 pm »
UNLIMITED POWAH!
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1109 on: July 12, 2018, 08:33:31 pm »
Come for the massive amount of data, stay for pivot tables and macros.