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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #165 on: November 18, 2018, 05:20:29 pm »
I just got around to reading this thread.

I was under the impression that MysticWicks was long defunct. But, after looking it up, I found there is an amazing amount of activity on that site.

It was offline for a few years.  It came back, and all the scabby losers walked back in like nothing ever happened.

The entire community is sole, tragically-hip1 token conservatives.


1Well, they think they're hip, and isn't that what counts?

I think the true test is whether or not their “hipness” is getting them laid.

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #166 on: November 18, 2018, 11:04:45 pm »
I just got around to reading this thread.

I was under the impression that MysticWicks was long defunct. But, after looking it up, I found there is an amazing amount of activity on that site.

It was offline for a few years.  It came back, and all the scabby losers walked back in like nothing ever happened.

The entire community is sole, tragically-hip1 token conservatives.


1Well, they think they're hip, and isn't that what counts?

I think the true test is whether or not their “hipness” is getting them laid.

What is the prize of getting laid with pagans?

Oh, right. 
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #167 on: November 18, 2018, 11:05:55 pm »
Bear in mind that when I say "pagans", I don't mean the religion, but rather the sort of people who wear all black at noon in July "casting a circle" in Reid Park.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #168 on: November 19, 2018, 07:16:08 am »
Or change into rabbis

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #169 on: November 19, 2018, 04:16:18 pm »
I'd understand the robe people if they did aerobics or yoga. Rituals just make already sacred cabbages tremble from fear.
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