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Re: PD.COM: We're a self service death cult. Spike your own f'kin Koolaid.
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2017, 08:48:06 pm »
Anyone who dies to more than one ninja is lame anyways.  Conservation of Ninjutsu means you should fall only when facing a lone ninja.  If you're facing, like 50, then you should be perfectly safe.

Every straight-to-vhs ninja movie I rented in the 80's corroborates your hypothesis.

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« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2017, 08:49:04 pm »
This whole fread! I'ma sculpt it all.

Sweet Jeebus yaaas!  :fap:
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
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« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2017, 08:51:33 pm »
I'm gonna strap lit flares to my body and jump into a swimming pool full of industrial grade oxidizer. Might be able to see the fireball from orbit!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
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Re: PD.COM: We're a self service death cult. Spike your own f'kin Koolaid.
« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2017, 09:47:45 pm »
Me, decortication by sonic canon. 240 db of souped-up Russian LRAD to the chest, request playing Struggle for Pleasure by Wim Mertens.
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« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2017, 09:53:13 pm »
Me, decortication by sonic canon. 240 db of souped-up Russian LRAD to the chest, request playing Struggle for Pleasure by Wim Mertens.

Huh. I hadn't considered that a song could kill these days. Noise marines are real!

also..  In Russia guitar solos shred you!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

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« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2017, 11:59:34 am »
Me, decortication by sonic canon. 240 db of souped-up Russian LRAD to the chest, request playing Struggle for Pleasure by Wim Mertens.

Huh. I hadn't considered that a song could kill these days. Noise marines are real!

also..  In Russia guitar solos shred you!

Damnit, I said _Fish Beach_ by Michael Nyman!
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Re: PD.COM: We're a self service death cult. Spike your own f'kin Koolaid.
« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2017, 11:49:18 am »
Every time I try to take my life I just get resurrected by some random amazonian tribe. It's kind of annoying to shake off a whole tribe of people thinking of me as their personal messiah, finding my way back to civilization through the worlds largest jungle, and building a new identity out of nothing because I'm officially passed on despite my numerous complaints to the state officials. Also, dying fucking hurts, so I'll pass this one.

But if I were to do it, I'd put great effort into making my flat waterproof and then simply leave the tap on.
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Re: PD.COM: We're a self service death cult. Spike your own f'kin Koolaid.
« Reply #22 on: November 19, 2017, 05:46:17 pm »
Every time I try to take my life I just get resurrected by some random amazonian tribe. It's kind of annoying to shake off a whole tribe of people thinking of me as their personal messiah, finding my way back to civilization through the worlds largest jungle, and building a new identity out of nothing because I'm officially passed on despite my numerous complaints to the state officials. Also, dying fucking hurts, so I'll pass this one.

But if I were to do it, I'd put great effort into making my flat waterproof and then simply leave the tap on.

Payne does the exact same thing with Chavs in Scottland.

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« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2017, 11:00:35 pm »
Gonna dress like Zachary Taylor, drink a pitcher of cold milk and consume an absurd amount of cherries.
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