I'm new, sad, angry and bring a warning.

[LuciferX]

I see the way of the future: The Principiadiscordia, illustrated like the psychonaut's, but with less XAOS.

[Doktor Howl]

How can we miss you and regret our bad acts if you don't leave?

[LuciferX]

The wings fold if you pin them too soon.

[Dildo Argentino]

How can we miss you and regret our bad acts if you don't leave?

I spat at the screen laughing. That's a classic line.

[WidgetOtaku]

Hello fellow disco-fagsfreaks (how do you guys greet each other?),
you perhaps read the title of this thread and think who is this guy and why is he bothering us? Well let me explain:
It all started a week ago I was reading the Illuminatus Triology and decided to buy Principia Discordia. When it got delivered (together with The Book of the Subgenius and another book which I won't reveal) I got really excited and started reading it immediately. Then my third nostril sniffed something wrong about the text. When I was half way through I started looking online and found this site.
I checked the online version of the book and to my surprise the book is supposed to have pictures. Suddenly everything became clear and I understood why the text was so badly formatted. I got scammed

I warn everybody not to buy the version published by Pacific Publishing Studio
This is the cover:


Well atleast it caused me some confusion but mostly sadness.

Are you guys aware of this version? Is this part of OM? Is Pacific Publishing Studio trying to undermine Eris and perhaps part of the Illuminati?

That’s why I’ve bought the “Evangelical Edition” in my case

[ReverendJesus]

That’s why I’ve bought the “Evangelical Edition” in my case

Have you found the newspaper ad from Illuminatus! yet?

[Capeditiea]

I see what you did there.

Of course you did, you were born with the power of True Sight. But please don't be smug, lots of us are still blind as dysfunctional frying pans. We'd love to see the world as complex and vibrant as you, but all we can have are the mental images triggered by your words.

IF SOMEONE ELSE IS INTERESTED IN TRUE SIGHT, PLEASE CALL 911 AND EXPLAIN YOU WERE ABDUCTED BY DEATH CULT CALLED "DISCORDIANS", WHO GAVE YOU ONE LAST WISH BEFORE CONSUMING YOUR KIDNEYS, SO YOU ASKED FOR A CELLPHONE.

:O i must try this. :O