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Re: I'm new, sad, angry and bring a warning.
« Reply #30 on: November 20, 2017, 11:27:26 pm »
I like pie.
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Re: I'm new, sad, angry and bring a warning.
« Reply #31 on: November 21, 2017, 07:20:39 pm »
But does pie like you?

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« Reply #32 on: January 22, 2018, 03:02:07 pm »
To be fair, it's generally a bad idea to read any version of the PD. But for sure one without pictures should be avoided.

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May I ask why? I am confused with Discordianism a bit as I am new here. But you sound like a Pizza shop owner telling his customers not to eat pizza. I don't get it.. Is this book worse than The Psychonaut's field manual? (which I have not read and probably wont). Does it distort one's mind or something?

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« Reply #33 on: January 22, 2018, 03:13:55 pm »
To be fair, it's generally a bad idea to read any version of the PD. But for sure one without pictures should be avoided.

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May I ask why? I am confused with Discordianism a bit as I am new here. But you sound like a Pizza shop owner telling his customers not to eat pizza. I don't get it.. Is this book worse than The Psychonaut's field manual? (which I have not read and probably wont). Does it distort one's mind or something?

Other than being silly and hard to follow without a background in absurdism or the occult, it says very little with a lot of words compared to other pieces that have been made since. I mean, if you've got time and whimsy to kill, have it it. But be sure to get one with pictures in it if you do feel the need to read it. Otherwise, it's like reading Doctor Seuss, except every rhyming word is replaced with "REDACTED" and every picture is replaced with a cat hanging precariously from a string presented with the words "Hang in there, baby."
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« Reply #34 on: January 22, 2018, 03:16:20 pm »
Have you heard of Hylozoics? It's all the good stuff in plain english. No bullshit riddles. "This is what you are, this is where you've been, this is where you go and what to work on, how it works, etc." It is dead simple.

Am I allowed to talk about things other than discordianism on here?
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« Reply #35 on: January 22, 2018, 03:27:13 pm »
I don't recommend eating at pizza places.  You'll end up in an NWO reptilian (((Soros))) sex dungeon.

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« Reply #36 on: January 22, 2018, 03:29:29 pm »
I don't recommend eating at pizza places.  You'll end up in an NWO reptilian (((Soros))) sex dungeon.

Yea I expected a reply like this after using that analogy lol.

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« Reply #37 on: January 22, 2018, 04:36:18 pm »
Have you heard of Hylozoics? It's all the good stuff in plain english. No bullshit riddles. "This is what you are, this is where you've been, this is where you go and what to work on, how it works, etc." It is dead simple.

Am I allowed to talk about things other than discordianism on here?

I had not heard of it.

But yes. In fact, it's usually not a good idea to talk about anything that's even remotely related to Discordianism. It's much cooler if you keep Discordianism out of the mainstream by pretending it's a taboo topic every time it's brought up.  8)

As placeholders for most statements about Discordianism, we like to use the  :fnord::lulz: , or  :notnice: emojis.

I don't recommend eating at pizza places.  You'll end up in an NWO reptilian (((Soros))) sex dungeon.

 :lol: It's probably the sauce. It's made from the same chemicals that make the frogs gay.
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Re: I'm new, sad, angry and bring a warning.
« Reply #38 on: January 22, 2018, 05:55:16 pm »
To be fair, it's generally a bad idea to read any version of the PD. But for sure one without pictures should be avoided.

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May I ask why? I am confused with Discordianism a bit as I am new here. But you sound like a Pizza shop owner telling his customers not to eat pizza. I don't get it.. Is this book worse than The Psychonaut's field manual? (which I have not read and probably wont). Does it distort one's mind or something?

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« Reply #39 on: January 23, 2018, 10:11:39 am »
To be fair, it's generally a bad idea to read any version of the PD. But for sure one without pictures should be avoided.

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May I ask why? I am confused with Discordianism a bit as I am new here. But you sound like a Pizza shop owner telling his customers not to eat pizza. I don't get it.. Is this book worse than The Psychonaut's field manual? (which I have not read and probably wont). Does it distort one's mind or something?

Don't believe anything anyone tells you.

The Principia Discordia is totally harmless.

Definitely get one with pictures.
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« Reply #40 on: January 23, 2018, 01:07:21 pm »
I see what you did there.

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« Reply #41 on: January 23, 2018, 03:13:24 pm »
I see what you did there.
Of course you did, you were born with the power of True Sight. But please don't be smug, lots of us are still blind as dysfunctional frying pans. We'd love to see the world as complex and vibrant as you, but all we can have are the mental images triggered by your words.

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« Reply #42 on: January 24, 2018, 04:28:35 am »
If you're going to by the Principia Discordia, make sure you buy the pamphlet version which has all the pages printed on a single, double-sided piece of paper
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« Reply #43 on: January 24, 2018, 06:18:00 am »
Judging by this internet forum; "Discordians" are all a bunch of drug addicts blowing each other.   Sorry...not. "Discordianism isn't nice"  (of course there are ALWAYS exceptions.  Always a few live wires)  In the spirit of Docktor Dilbert: "Fuck off and die!" 
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Re: I'm new, sad, angry and bring a warning.
« Reply #44 on: January 24, 2018, 10:13:21 am »
And yet you cannot stay away  :lulz: