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Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Reply #75 on: May 18, 2018, 01:49:12 am »
Also, Tucson rush hour traffic horror:







I was barely doing 70 MPH on account of that one guy.  This isn't reasonable.

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« Reply #76 on: May 18, 2018, 08:09:29 pm »
So, the Great Snake Scare in this joint went viral pretty quickly.  Patrol's phones are blowing up, as are admins, mine, the executive director's, everyone.

Nobody has SEEN the snake (that part of the hysteria will come later).  Instead, everyone is scared because they DON'T see it...Which is, in the case of a monster 12' boa constrictor, not unreasonable.  What isn't reasonable is what they're asking for.

1.  "How long will it take you to find the snake?"
2.  "How do I know if the snake is around without being able to see it?"
3.  "What do we do if the snake attacks my corgi?"

The answers, so far:

1.  "Ma'am, if I knew that, I would know where the snake is, and the answer would be 'the problem is over'."
2.  "Sir, I don't even know where to start with you."
3.  "Wager on the snake, get a new corgi."

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Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Reply #77 on: May 18, 2018, 09:01:52 pm »
I'm hoping there will be at least one more good story out of this.

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« Reply #78 on: May 18, 2018, 09:06:58 pm »
I'm hoping there will be at least one more good story out of this.

I honestly can't see a bad ending for this.

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Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Reply #79 on: Yesterday at 11:03:58 pm »
Even the fabulous Doktor can make mistakes.

Converted a supply closet to a kiln room for a glass kiln.  Got the spacing right, power provided, fire department sign-off, everything.

I mean, everything except the air conditioning return.  Didn't think of that bit.

So the return in the old supply room starts shipping the smell of fusing glass into the accounting office.  Like a lot.  Like a whole lot.  Like the accounting office smells like a crematorium.  So, vented the old supply room out of the ceiling, and pulled the return and dropped it in my office, which is on a different HVAC unit.  So every time the door is closed, my ears pop.

Recap:  Stink gone from accounting office, and my dimensionally-incorrect office is now also atmospherically-incorrect.

This can only get better.

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Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Reply #80 on: Today at 01:17:20 pm »
Whoops.  Maybe take it easy on the whole "warping space-time" for a bit?

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Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Reply #81 on: Today at 02:11:05 pm »
That pressure balance is just fine... for where that room is going.
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