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Doktor Howl

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Re: The Erisian Chastisement Ray Of Benevolent Oopsism
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2018, 04:52:58 pm »
(tbh, I'd think this would be the kind of stuff Discordians would get...)

Oh, I'm not a real Discordian.

That's good.  None of us are.

In fact, we're all Concordians.  We took this site over years and years ago, just to snub that cranky old Eris lady.
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" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
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Re: The Erisian Chastisement Ray Of Benevolent Oopsism
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2018, 05:27:24 pm »
Well I'm a heavens gater but I signed up late...
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Re: The Erisian Chastisement Ray Of Benevolent Oopsism
« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2018, 05:28:56 pm »
Well I'm a heavens gater but I signed up late...

So you have to wait until 2061?
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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Re: The Erisian Chastisement Ray Of Benevolent Oopsism
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2018, 12:26:54 am »
I suspect when they get close enough to see the surface they will turn the comet around and leave without stopping
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