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Your favorite chapter or section from the Principia Discordia?
« on: December 14, 2017, 10:51:28 pm »
For those who get their kicks and bemusement from reading the central sacred text, lets start some particular discussion on it? See if we can summon an insurance agent?  8)
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Re: Your favorite chapter or section from the Principia Discordia?
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2017, 04:34:57 am »
For those who get their kicks and bemusement from reading the central sacred text, lets start some particular discussion on it? See if we can summon an insurance agent?  8)

I have a copy, but I've never read it.

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Re: Your favorite chapter or section from the Principia Discordia?
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2017, 01:02:25 pm »
A Sermon on Ethics is probably my favorite.

Bitter Tea and Starbuck's Pebbles run a close second and third.

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Re: Your favorite chapter or section from the Principia Discordia?
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2017, 02:28:12 pm »
The bit on Grids - which I've discovered likely came from Alan Watts. Alan Watts had a radio show at Berkely in the late 50s, and teen Mal and Omar probably listened to it. Here's a section from his book  On The Tabboo Against Knowing Who You Are - http://cramul.us/post/27126060129/from-alan-watts-on-the-tabboo-against-knowing - looks a lot like the Reality Grids section, right?




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Re: Your favorite chapter or section from the Principia Discordia?
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2017, 05:19:21 pm »
I don't like to play favorites, but the sections that seem nearest to my heart -- and the ones I feel represent Discordia well when explaining the philosophy to others -- are:

- Starbuck's Pebbles (an excellent primer for / example of the concept of reality tunnels.)
- Curse of Greyface and also Salvation (these complimentary sections are a great reminder to not take myself so seriously. Also a personal well of hope.)
- The Curse of Greyface and the Introduction of Negativism (aka the Order/Disorder/Creative/Destructive matrix. As someone who grew up locked in the Order vs. Chaos binary, understanding this concept opened up a new ontological perspective for me and helped rid me of several personal prejudices.)

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Re: Your favorite chapter or section from the Principia Discordia?
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2017, 04:22:50 am »
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Re: Your favorite chapter or section from the Principia Discordia?
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2018, 10:08:44 pm »
"Some say he was a holy man, others say he was a shit head." - this one brings me down to earth when I need it

Same for me too  :)
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Re: Your favorite chapter or section from the Principia Discordia?
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2018, 08:16:59 am »
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THE PARABLE OF THE BITTER TEA
                  by
             Rev. Dr. Hypocrates Magoun, P.P.
           POEE PRIEST, Okinawa Cabal

   When Hypoc was through meditating with St. Gulik, he went there into
the kitchen where he busied himself with preparing the feast and in his
endeavor, he found that there was some old tea in a pan left standing from the
night before, when he had in his weakness forgot about its making and had let
it sit steeping for 24 hours. It was dark and murky and it was Hypoc's
intention to use this old tea by diluting it with water. And again in his
weakness, chose without further consideration and plunged into the physical
labor of the preparations. It was then when deeply immersed in the pleasure of
that trip, he had a sudden loud clear voice in his head saying "it is bitter
tea that involves you so." Hypoc heard the voice, but the struggle inside
intensified, and the pattern, previously established with the physical laboring
and the muscle messages coordinated and unified or perhaps coded, continued to
exert their influence and Hypoc succummed to the pressure and he denied the
voice.
   And again he plunged into the physical orgy and completed the task, and
Lo as the voice had predicted, the tea was bitter.

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Re: Your favorite chapter or section from the Principia Discordia?
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2018, 12:47:31 pm »
My favourite chapter of Principia Discordia is "CHAPTER 5: THE PIONEERS"
I love that portion...
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Re: Your favorite chapter or section from the Principia Discordia?
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2018, 02:12:03 pm »
I liked when Dagny meets John Galt.
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Re: Your favorite chapter or section from the Principia Discordia?
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2018, 03:38:31 pm »
That drawing of the ostrich with its head in the hole... He must be seeing something incredible imho!
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