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Re: Chicken grows face of dinosaur
« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2018, 01:36:51 am »
besides, they HAVE my ethical approval. Asking for approval from someone they know will not grant it, or not asking at all, shows a clear bias, and I think it invalidates their findings.
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Re: Chicken grows face of dinosaur
« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2018, 01:50:48 am »
besides, they HAVE my ethical approval. Asking for approval from someone they know will not grant it, or not asking at all, shows a clear bias, and I think it invalidates their findings.

Clearly more study and less restrictions is the only way forward ethically speaking. In this new era of Weirdness nothing is unethical anymore.
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Re: Chicken grows face of dinosaur
« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2018, 04:45:20 am »
I'm pissed because they decided not to hatch the damned thing.

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Re: Chicken grows face of dinosaur
« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2018, 05:02:46 am »
No sense trying to make non-sense of this board. The live posts this moment: yours, gaming posts, other cramps. Is this all there is? Any of y'all get out of yer house and do somethings? Or is it a sit-in-your-room & post on the internet dealy? ( O.K., I really like the shared art. That r'ocks) But can I show you an image of a mouse with a human ear growing out it's side?  I'll be sitting in my room when I post it.

It's all you, personally, are ever going to see of this board.  Funny thing is, I had you pegged as a good one, and I never do that.  I am Jack's massive feelings of disappointment.

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Re: Chicken grows face of dinosaur
« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2018, 06:27:05 am »
No sense trying to make non-sense of this board. The live posts this moment: yours, gaming posts, other cramps. Is this all there is? Any of y'all get out of yer house and do somethings? Or is it a sit-in-your-room & post on the internet dealy? ( O.K., I really like the shared art. That r'ocks) But can I show you an image of a mouse with a human ear growing out it's side?  I'll be sitting in my room when I post it.

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« Last Edit: January 11, 2018, 06:29:43 am by Finn »
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Re: Chicken grows face of dinosaur
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2018, 07:40:41 am »
Going back to the egg-not-hatched issue; what the hell kind of communist organization is doing this research that they're not already marketing this thing as a pet?
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Re: Chicken grows face of dinosaur
« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2018, 09:43:42 am »
Going back to the egg-not-hatched issue; what the hell kind of communist organization is doing this research that they're not already marketing this thing as a pet?
Scientists aren't really known for their keen eye for business. On the other hand, they ain't known for breathing either and studies show at least 80% of them do. Studies conducted by scientists. Who may or may not be breathing, most likely not, why else would you tell everyone you are. Scientists also have this thing for brains...
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Re: Chicken grows face of dinosaur
« Reply #22 on: January 11, 2018, 01:28:13 pm »
I think they'd have a lot less problems if they stopped calling it a chicken.


kind of a 'ship of theseus' question here - how much DNA can you swap out and still call it a chicken?



but I guess we want gene-hacked people to still be human, so maybe it's better to think of it as a mutant-chicken than as something new

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Re: Chicken grows face of dinosaur
« Reply #23 on: January 11, 2018, 03:47:40 pm »
No sense trying to make non-sense of this board. The live posts this moment: yours, gaming posts, other cramps. Is this all there is? Any of y'all get out of yer house and do somethings? Or is it a sit-in-your-room & post on the internet dealy? ( O.K., I really like the shared art. That r'ocks) But can I show you an image of a mouse with a human ear growing out it's side?  I'll be sitting in my room when I post it.

It's all you, personally, are ever going to see of this board.  Funny thing is, I had you pegged as a good one, and I never do that.  I am Jack's massive feelings of disappointment.

Fuck off and die in a car accident or something.
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Re: Chicken grows face of dinosaur
« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2018, 03:49:56 pm »
I think they'd have a lot less problems if they stopped calling it a chicken.


kind of a 'ship of theseus' question here - how much DNA can you swap out and still call it a chicken?



but I guess we want gene-hacked people to still be human, so maybe it's better to think of it as a mutant-chicken than as something new

learning important lessons from prometheus here

It comes down to "what is the essential object of a chicken?"  The purpose of a chicken is to be fried and eaten.  Can this monster chicken be eaten?  If it can, then it is a chicken with dentures.  If it cannot, then it is an abomination that should be released into the MBTA station at 5 PM.

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Re: Chicken grows face of dinosaur
« Reply #25 on: January 11, 2018, 05:16:21 pm »
At least it would increase the possibility of my getting a seat on the train.

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Re: Chicken grows face of dinosaur
« Reply #26 on: January 11, 2018, 06:59:15 pm »
I WANT A FUCKING FANCY FLUFFY MICRO-NOT-CHICKEN/RAPTOR AND IT IS UNAMERICAN TO KEEP ME FROM KEEPING A POTENTIAL ECOLOGICAL DISASTER AS A PET

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Re: Chicken grows face of dinosaur
« Reply #27 on: January 11, 2018, 07:22:31 pm »
I WANT A FUCKING FANCY FLUFFY MICRO-NOT-CHICKEN/RAPTOR AND IT IS UNAMERICAN TO KEEP ME FROM KEEPING A POTENTIAL ECOLOGICAL DISASTER AS A PET

I just want the raptor thing.

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Re: Chicken grows face of dinosaur
« Reply #28 on: January 11, 2018, 07:22:56 pm »
At least it would increase the possibility of my getting a seat on the train.

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Re: Chicken grows face of dinosaur
« Reply #29 on: January 11, 2018, 09:20:18 pm »
Uh, you misunderstand me Dr. Howl.   I have no offer of a deal. You fascinate me. I could never agree to not interact with you. Is that a bannanable offense? You're the power-possesser here.
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