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Discordian Politics!
« on: January 18, 2018, 07:01:58 am »
We have no:

up, left, down, right, forwards, backwards, 360, 180, 90


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Re: Discordian Politics!
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2018, 04:23:13 pm »
Sad Fact:
there are a ton of alt-right pro-trump discordians



are they doing it wrong?


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Re: Discordian Politics!
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2018, 07:10:49 pm »
Sad Fact:
there are a ton of alt-right pro-trump discordians



are they doing it wrong?

Are they pro-trump for the usual pro-Trump reasons, or for the usual Discordian reasons i.e. Moar Kaos and/or lulz?

I guess it could be both.

It's both isn't it?

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Re: Discordian Politics!
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2018, 07:26:18 pm »
Sad Fact:
there are a ton of alt-right pro-trump discordians



are they doing it wrong?

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Re: Discordian Politics!
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2018, 03:06:22 am »
Sad Fact:
there are a ton of alt-right pro-trump discordians



are they doing it wrong?

Not really.  Trump is in fact the very face of chaos.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

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Re: Discordian Politics!
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2018, 05:20:34 pm »
I mean, they're humaning wrong. Who's to say if they're Discoing wrong?
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Re: Discordian Politics!
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2018, 03:32:35 am »
The alt-right Discordians are an abomination. I'm not sure if that matters, but an Abomination they are none the less. The whole Cult of Kek thing really burns my grits. That God is not just about chaos but about all the bad parts of chaos and none of the good. More power to them if they want to put a little frog on their window or something, but most of them have no idea what that symbol really means.

Look at me having a little theology in my politics. Heh. Hail Eris!
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Re: Discordian Politics!
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2018, 08:51:44 am »
They tend to be malleable and following persona's, their current childlike emperor could be abandoned if he stopped delivering sensationalism and I strongly suspect when he croaks in office Pence wont have the same veneration because he is boring, the logical heir apparent would be Vermin Supreme.
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Re: Discordian Politics!
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2018, 02:30:33 am »
Rotational Schizophrenic Politics is the best!:
one second the politician is conservative, then they're progressive, then they're alt-left, then they're libertarian, then they're Marxist, then they're communist, then they're full alt-right, then they're fundamentalist  :lulz: :lulz:
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Re: Discordian Politics!
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2018, 03:52:58 am »
Being all things to all men in practice is lulzy.
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Re: Discordian Politics!
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2018, 08:51:29 am »
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

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Re: Discordian Politics!
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2018, 06:41:57 am »
You hope more molestors off themselves? 

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Re: Discordian Politics!
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2018, 06:27:09 pm »
You hope more molestors off themselves?

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No I just meant the election results sorry. I wasn't thinking.
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Re: Discordian Politics!
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2018, 06:48:14 am »
You hope more molestors off themselves?

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No I just meant the election results sorry. I wasn't thinking.

Can't say as I'd mind personally.  I am glad to see Republicans being voted out.

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Re: Discordian Politics!
« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2018, 12:06:43 am »
You hope more molestors off themselves?

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No I just meant the election results sorry. I wasn't thinking.

Can't say as I'd mind personally.  I am glad to see Republicans being voted out.

I think the swing this year is going to be pretty severe. The sheer outrage over the shit they're pulling is just incredible. Of course that means a deadlocked government and Trump blaming the congress. Guess we'll see.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
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