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Re: Discordian Politics!
« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2018, 12:19:34 am »
You hope more molestors off themselves?

 :oops:

No I just meant the election results sorry. I wasn't thinking.

Can't say as I'd mind personally.  I am glad to see Republicans being voted out.

I think the swing this year is going to be pretty severe. The sheer outrage over the shit they're pulling is just incredible. Of course that means a deadlocked government and Trump blaming the congress. Guess we'll see.

Optimist.   :lulz:

The GOP will GAIN seats, because the dems can't be arsed with midterm elections.  And our children will drink filthy water for the entirety of their short, brutish lives.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

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And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

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Re: Discordian Politics!
« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2018, 12:45:37 am »
You hope more molestors off themselves?

 :oops:

No I just meant the election results sorry. I wasn't thinking.

Can't say as I'd mind personally.  I am glad to see Republicans being voted out.

I think the swing this year is going to be pretty severe. The sheer outrage over the shit they're pulling is just incredible. Of course that means a deadlocked government and Trump blaming the congress. Guess we'll see.

Optimist.   :lulz:

The GOP will GAIN seats, because the dems can't be arsed with midterm elections.  And our children will drink filthy water for the entirety of their short, brutish lives.

Okay I'm not going to argue with a certifiable prophet. I'm just going to get ready to grab my ankles.

Do you think Trump will see a second term assuming he doesn't die?
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Re: Discordian Politics!
« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2018, 11:56:53 pm »
You hope more molestors off themselves?

 :oops:

No I just meant the election results sorry. I wasn't thinking.

Can't say as I'd mind personally.  I am glad to see Republicans being voted out.

I think the swing this year is going to be pretty severe. The sheer outrage over the shit they're pulling is just incredible. Of course that means a deadlocked government and Trump blaming the congress. Guess we'll see.

Optimist.   :lulz:

The GOP will GAIN seats, because the dems can't be arsed with midterm elections.  And our children will drink filthy water for the entirety of their short, brutish lives.

Okay I'm not going to argue with a certifiable prophet. I'm just going to get ready to grab my ankles.

Do you think Trump will see a second term assuming he doesn't die?

I was so wrong about the first time around (before December of 2015) that I don't even want to guess yet.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Discordian Politics!
« Reply #18 on: March 02, 2018, 02:00:33 am »
You hope more molestors off themselves?

 :oops:

No I just meant the election results sorry. I wasn't thinking.

Can't say as I'd mind personally.  I am glad to see Republicans being voted out.

I think the swing this year is going to be pretty severe. The sheer outrage over the shit they're pulling is just incredible. Of course that means a deadlocked government and Trump blaming the congress. Guess we'll see.

Optimist.   :lulz:

The GOP will GAIN seats, because the dems can't be arsed with midterm elections.  And our children will drink filthy water for the entirety of their short, brutish lives.

Okay I'm not going to argue with a certifiable prophet. I'm just going to get ready to grab my ankles.

Do you think Trump will see a second term assuming he doesn't die?

That's really up to Vladimir Putin, isn't it?
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Re: Discordian Politics!
« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2018, 09:01:13 am »
Personally I always vote for the Democrats even though I hate them with a burning passion. As a person with an inherited disability view them as literally my mortal enemy; if modern prenatal testing had existed tgirty years ago I might not be here. I vote for them only because the Republicans are worse; the goal of the Republican party is essentially to bring about the end of civilization and plunge us back into the dark ages (except with the Catholic Church replaced by a bunch of denominations founded by people who were kicked out of the Church of England for acting crazy)
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Or else, equally disturbingly, to bring about the end of civilization and plunge us back into the 1950's
« Last Edit: March 07, 2018, 09:03:59 am by Prelate Diogenes Shandor »
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.

a plague on both your houses -Mercutio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8

It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft

He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

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