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Re: Hi! I'm mortality, nice to meet you.
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2018, 10:47:25 pm »
With just slightly more work, you could probably just mount an outlet in the wall and have the device plugged in. And it should totally play a sound snippet from the Cha-Cha Slide song where he goes "Now... It's time to get funky-unky-unky..." every 30 minutes or so.

best prank, I think, would be to only play like 1x per month - so it's impossible to anticipate and most of the time, you miss it. But I swear I heard it! You gotta believe me!

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« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2018, 12:27:44 am »
I motorized a fidget spinner, for efficiency's sake.

I should go back and work on it, so that it lasts longer than I do.  And that's all the "eternity" any of you fuckos will ever need...The knowledge that a tiny monument to stupidity will outlive you.

You really are doing Goddess' work.

I've always wanted to create some little sound player or automated gizmo with a lonnnnnng battery life, and leave it inside of a wall or something for people to find like 50 years later.

Maybe something with an external power source, like a small solar panel on the roof or a KERS under the floor or something.
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Re: Hi! I'm mortality, nice to meet you.
« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2018, 12:29:32 am »
With just slightly more work, you could probably just mount an outlet in the wall and have the device plugged in. And it should totally play a sound snippet from the Cha-Cha Slide song where he goes "Now... It's time to get funky-unky-unky..." every 30 minutes or so.

best prank, I think, would be to only play like 1x per month - so it's impossible to anticipate and most of the time, you miss it. But I swear I heard it! You gotta believe me!

Yeah, you could set it up at "random", because you wouldn't really have to be all that random.

Maybe a small speaker that bellows out "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESSOR" every 30-60 days.
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Re: Hi! I'm mortality, nice to meet you.
« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2018, 04:44:03 pm »
But in their fear of Death these poor creatures overlooked even greater horror: fear of living. With no time limit, no ultimate deadline the phrase "I'll do it tomorrow" quickly evolved into "I'll do it next century" or "I'll do it next millenium".

Well yeah, that's the point of cheating death; to not have to worry about all that rush rush rush
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