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Amtrak Train full of GOP Lawmakers hits Dumptruck
« on: January 31, 2018, 07:05:31 pm »
Track service was delayed as clean up crews had considerable difficulty differentiating between the two cargos.

I kid, I kid.

But holy crap you should see the comments on Twitter. It’s a deep state coup, folks!!
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Re: Amtrak Train full of GOP Lawmakers hits Dumptruck
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2018, 07:27:22 pm »
Look at me, being all snowflake-ish, because at least one person in the truck died, and the other two aren't far behind.

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Re: Amtrak Train full of GOP Lawmakers hits Dumptruck
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2018, 07:56:23 pm »
So, Hillary... put the truck on the tracks using... telekinesis?

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Re: Amtrak Train full of GOP Lawmakers hits Dumptruck
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2018, 08:00:34 pm »
Look at me, being all snowflake-ish, because at least one person in the truck died, and the other two aren't far behind.

Oh really? Erk... didn’t hear that part. That makes the above joke in pretty bad taste. Well it already was, but moreso now.

Doesn’t change the tinfoil hat people being all tinfoil hat of course.

Carry on!
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Re: Amtrak Train full of GOP Lawmakers hits Dumptruck
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2018, 08:13:06 pm »
Not directed at you, really.  Sorry if it came off that way.  More directed at the entire thing.

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Re: Amtrak Train full of GOP Lawmakers hits Dumptruck
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2018, 08:24:33 pm »
Not directed at you, really.  Sorry if it came off that way.  More directed at the entire thing.

No no, I only briefly heard about it on Twitter. The report I saw just said it happened, didn’t mention casualties. As much as I like a good laugh I don’t mean to make fun of people who died.

The reactions from the lunatic fringe though are saddening. I get that this is the fringe vox turned up to 11, but it’s weird to think Alex Jones’ reach is that far.
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Re: Amtrak Train full of GOP Lawmakers hits Dumptruck
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2018, 03:33:15 am »
300,000 unique daily visitors, and it's dropped a lot since the tail-end of last year.  Not to mention the White House resident conspiracy theorists also seem to align with whatever nonsense he is spewing this week (Qanon, "the storm", #releasethememo, the impending Deep State coup etc).

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Re: Amtrak Train full of GOP Lawmakers hits Dumptruck
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2018, 03:34:28 am »
300,000 unique daily visitors, and it's dropped a lot since the tail-end of last year.  Not to mention the White House resident conspiracy theorists also seem to align with whatever nonsense he is spewing this week (Qanon, "the storm", #releasethememo, the impending Deep State coup etc).

You mean the Trump sons? They tweet about "deep state" shit all the time.
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Re: Amtrak Train full of GOP Lawmakers hits Dumptruck
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2018, 03:39:14 am »
Yeah.  Also some of the earlier campaign personalities like Roger Stone, who is a frequent Jones guest.

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Re: Amtrak Train full of GOP Lawmakers hits Dumptruck
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2018, 05:44:37 pm »
It’s going to be hilarious when Alex Jones kicks the bucket. No matter how he goes the tinfoil hat people will be foaming at the mouth.
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Re: Amtrak Train full of GOP Lawmakers hits Dumptruck
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2018, 09:27:14 pm »
I mean, people managed to make a conspiracy theory out of the death of overweight, cocaine-addicted rage machine Andrew Breitbart....

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Re: Amtrak Train full of GOP Lawmakers hits Dumptruck
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2018, 11:37:58 pm »
I’m sure it will be the same for Trump, who lives on KFC and Big Macs, or Steve Bannon who looks like the result of an intimate encounter between syphilis and leprosy.
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Re: Amtrak Train full of GOP Lawmakers hits Dumptruck
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2018, 01:33:03 am »
Look at me, being all snowflake-ish, because at least one person in the truck died, and the other two aren't far behind.

This is going entirely too far. 

This is a Goddamn intervention, LMNO.  You've forgotten how to laugh at DOOM. 
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Re: Amtrak Train full of GOP Lawmakers hits Dumptruck
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2018, 12:52:16 pm »
Look at me, being all snowflake-ish, because at least one person in the truck died, and the other two aren't far behind.

This is going entirely too far. 

This is a Goddamn intervention, LMNO.  You've forgotten how to laugh at DOOM.




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Re: Amtrak Train full of GOP Lawmakers hits Dumptruck
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2018, 11:14:14 pm »
Look at me, being all snowflake-ish, because at least one person in the truck died, and the other two aren't far behind.

This is going entirely too far. 

This is a Goddamn intervention, LMNO.  You've forgotten how to laugh at DOOM.





FINE.  I'LL JUST SHIT ALL OVER THE APOCALYPSE MYSELF.
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-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

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