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Nazi Poetry
« on: February 14, 2018, 04:58:04 pm »
Roses Are Red
I Like Your Moxie
Lets Get A Beer
And Go Punch A Nazi
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Re: Nazi Poetry
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2018, 05:02:04 pm »
Roses Are Red
Jpegs Are Lossy
Break Out The Banhammer
And Smash All The Nazis
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Re: Nazi Poetry
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2018, 08:51:41 pm »
Bats aren't blind
Bayonets are black
Go out and find
A Nazi to hack
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

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Re: Nazi Poetry
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2018, 09:17:00 pm »
From Interpance!

Whitesups fear unhinged that which befalls
Their race, and so construct big walls.
Entrenched and so strange,
Their ideas you won't change,
So just give them a kick in the balls.

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There once was a Klansman called Billy
Whose cape was so long he felt silly.
With sharp scissors he cut
Some length of it but
He messed up and chopped off his willy.
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Re: Nazi Poetry
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2018, 09:32:09 pm »
There once was a Nazi named Duke
He was a fanatical puke
He found out in a hurry
Through a left handed flurry
Not to sound of like a stupid ass mook
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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Re: Nazi Poetry
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2018, 09:33:07 pm »
I'll try and think up more later. Great thread!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

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Re: Nazi Poetry
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2018, 10:01:00 pm »
Queers Aren't Weak
Women Aren't Bossy
Fuck Their Assumptions
Curbstomp A Nazi
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Re: Nazi Poetry
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2018, 04:16:32 am »
There was a little Nazi named Dick
Who had a little frog as his schtick
He was talking to the press
and wound up a hot mess
If I was ANTIFA, him I would pick!
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Re: Nazi Poetry
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2018, 09:18:07 am »
Neckbeards with torches
"Fine people", he says. Bullshit.
Kill them with hammers.

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Re: Nazi Poetry
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2018, 07:51:34 pm »
Hitler was wrong
This I hold true
So if you're a Nazi
I say FUCK YOU
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

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Re: Nazi Poetry
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2018, 02:43:26 am »
In der German Vic

Dey hang you
By the dick

An' draws dirty pics
On deh wall

So wit sharp'd sticks

Poke dem Teutonix
Tru der NAZI balls!
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