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Pack it in, humans.
« on: March 14, 2018, 04:47:49 am »
Stephen Hawking is dead, and with him any hope we ever had of devising a spaceship powerful enough to escape this horrible ball of horseshit we call a "planet".

Sure, there are other scientists, and sure, Hawking was mostly parity pooper who kept telling us why AI and alien contact would be bad. But he was was the last remaining face of REAL SCIENCE who was generally liked. Now, the only person standing between us and absolute idiocracy is that Neil DeGrass Tyson guy, and he runs out of brainpower halfway through buttoning up his shirt.

It is the end of an era, and the next one will be so defined by ignorance and woo that it'll be a miracle if we make it another 10 years without forgetting how to breathe. So if you're the kind of person who likes happy endings or, you know, hope in general, now would be a good time to drive off a cliff.
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Re: Pack it in, humans.
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2018, 08:01:24 am »
But!

What about Bill Nye!

BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! Bill! Bill. bill... bill...




Nevermind.

I'm sorry.

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Re: Pack it in, humans.
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2018, 11:50:28 am »
His speech machine probably contains parts of his consciousness. Science can only be saved by necromancy.
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Re: Pack it in, humans.
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2018, 05:29:20 pm »
Stephen Hawking is dead, and with him any hope we ever had of devising a spaceship powerful enough to escape this horrible ball of horseshit we call a "planet".

But there’s no viable escape from this “universe”; heat death remember? :eek:
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Re: Pack it in, humans.
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2018, 03:14:38 am »
Stephen Hawking is dead, and with him any hope we ever had of devising a spaceship powerful enough to escape this horrible ball of horseshit we call a "planet".

Sure, there are other scientists, and sure, Hawking was mostly parity pooper who kept telling us why AI and alien contact would be bad. But he was was the last remaining face of REAL SCIENCE who was generally liked. Now, the only person standing between us and absolute idiocracy is that Neil DeGrass Tyson guy, and he runs out of brainpower halfway through buttoning up his shirt.

It is the end of an era, and the next one will be so defined by ignorance and woo that it'll be a miracle if we make it another 10 years without forgetting how to breathe. So if you're the kind of person who likes happy endings or, you know, hope in general, now would be a good time to drive off a cliff.
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Re: Pack it in, humans.
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2018, 03:47:04 am »
All I know is I poured a little out for the bastard, and it somehow poured right back in.

I am tempted to link this to the time traveler's almanac.