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Zarathustra's babbling
« on: April 12, 2018, 12:22:29 am »
I was called so I responded.  :fnord: this is psychosis not dischord.  You need to tell these things to your mama not a bunch of internet trolls.  They and I are not your friends.  They are instigators and linley lonley people.  If you really think you would like to go to Alcatraz take a bus. I hope that you'd see a good dr friend on the way.  Please no hurt no one, me small, me from far away, me no mean no harm me want $ me get angry me not talking like me now.  Ahem.  Anywho sis. Hope you using this as a good place to vent - not any worse.  Life fucking sucks. :eek:
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Re: Zarathustra's babbling
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2018, 12:44:04 am »
I was called so I responded.  :fnord: this is psychosis not dischord.  You need to tell these things to your mama not a bunch of internet trolls.  They and I are not your friends.  They are instigators and linley lonley people.  If you really think you would like to go to Alcatraz take a bus. I hope that you'd see a good dr friend on the way.  Please no hurt no one, me small, me from far away, me no mean no harm me want $ me get angry me not talking like me now.  Ahem.  Anywho sis. Hope you using this as a good place to vent - not any worse.  Life fucking sucks. :eek:

I didn't call you.  Fuck off, nutcase. 
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Re: Zarathustra's babbling
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2018, 12:48:41 am »
Cain or Faust, can I get a thread split, please?
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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Re: Zarathustra's babbling
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2018, 01:31:45 am »
Guess what fucktard! I've been studying this shit for 20+ years and you are not in the least discordian, you are another shitnosed brat bringing workplace politics into a philosophical foru . No by golly you didn't call me you special priss.. The goddess did. So make sure to enjoy your bureaucracy numbnuts  :fnord: teeheehee... runs away but constantly glancing back...
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« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2018, 02:32:39 am »
Guess what fucktard! I've been studying this shit for 20+ years and you are not in the least discordian, you are another shitnosed brat bringing workplace politics into a philosophical foru . No by golly you didn't call me you special priss.. The goddess did. So make sure to enjoy your bureaucracy numbnuts  :fnord: teeheehee... runs away but constantly glancing back...

Take your meds.
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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Re: Zarathustra's babbling
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2018, 03:27:08 am »
Guess what fucktard! I've been studying this shit for 20+ years and you are not in the least discordian, you are another shitnosed brat bringing workplace politics into a philosophical foru . No by golly you didn't call me you special priss.. The goddess did. So make sure to enjoy your bureaucracy numbnuts  :fnord: teeheehee... runs away but constantly glancing back...

Take your meds.
For real.
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Re: Zarathustra's babbling
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2018, 10:06:44 pm »
Guess what fucktard! I've been studying this shit for 20+ years and you are not in the least discordian, you are another shitnosed brat bringing workplace politics into a philosophical foru . No by golly you didn't call me you special priss.. The goddess did. So make sure to enjoy your bureaucracy numbnuts  :fnord: teeheehee... runs away but constantly glancing back...

Take your meds.
The meds are a placebo - you and your conceited fan base are the problem.

(And my weakness sets in - I wish it had all worked out better for everyone.  Why did the gods shun Eris?)

You bitching about losing a buddy at work is not in any way discordian.

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« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2018, 12:46:33 am »

You bitching about losing a buddy at work is not in any way discordian.


I gotta ask:  So what?
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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Re: Zarathustra's babbling
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2018, 01:40:41 am »

You bitching about losing a buddy at work is not in any way discordian.


I gotta ask:  So what?
Well, whatevs.. you found a home here.  And that is very nice. Like I said, I was called.  The goddess works in mysterious ways. Tomorrow is hot dog day.  I'll do my best to oblige.  However, and we all pretty much know this, this page is less about discordians and more about psuedo intellectual punkism.  But have fun! Just don't let it go to your head too much.  Were noobiles.. when I crack the formula that proves the law of 5s I'll let you know.
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« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2018, 02:11:09 am »
Boy I sure am glad someone is finally here to tell us how to be really real Discordians.
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« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2018, 03:51:03 am »
Boy I sure am glad someone is finally here to tell us how to be really real Discordians.

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Re: Zarathustra's babbling
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2018, 12:46:19 pm »

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« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2018, 08:41:56 pm »

You bitching about losing a buddy at work is not in any way discordian.


I gotta ask:  So what?
Well, whatevs.. you found a home here.  And that is very nice. Like I said, I was called.  The goddess works in mysterious ways. Tomorrow is hot dog day.  I'll do my best to oblige.  However, and we all pretty much know this, this page is less about discordians and more about psuedo intellectual punkism.  But have fun! Just don't let it go to your head too much.  Were noobiles.. when I crack the formula that proves the law of 5s I'll let you know.

She also called me. She confided that she was prank calling you... she and I shared some Molotov cocktails at Woodstock 99, so I know she wouldn’t jive me. Have a hotdog, add some meds to the mustard. Carry an umbrella, just in case. And fuck off.
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Re: Zarathustra's babbling
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2018, 11:25:29 pm »
Nuff said cogs and sprockets
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