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Re: Zarathustra's babbling
« Reply #31 on: April 17, 2018, 12:51:27 pm »
Boy I sure am glad someone is finally here to tell us how to be really real Discordians.

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The anticipation is killing me.

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Re: Zarathustra's babbling
« Reply #32 on: April 17, 2018, 09:43:55 pm »
Since you would seek to blandly describe us a cogs and sprockets I'd ask how you would describe yourself. What are you, and what gives you the perspective to judge folks like Greyface himself?

Oh and your little pineal is hanging out. Thought you should know.
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As far as i judging you- Eh, your quotes are enough.  Further you should have had a question mark instead of a period on your first sentence of the post I am replying to now (see my dissertation on privaledge.)

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I expect no reply to this but also expect no reply that is. Shit blow the foreign heckubus I have no end but fn...

Please. Continue telling us what is not discordian. I am making a list and am beside myself about what else will be added next.

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Re: Zarathustra's babbling
« Reply #33 on: April 29, 2018, 12:21:11 pm »
Further you should have had a question mark instead of a period on your first sentence

Please keep telling us about your respect for the rules of grammar, and also how Really Real Discordian you are.
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Re: Zarathustra's babbling
« Reply #34 on: April 30, 2018, 10:56:07 am »
So: to sum : I neither expect or want a response.  The goddess sent me to take you down a few notches and remind you of

Wow, you really pulled back the curtain and pulled down a peg or two....
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Re: Zarathustra's babbling
« Reply #35 on: April 30, 2018, 11:02:53 am »
Couldn't resist.  You are such hypocritical bitches.  Gossip is not art. Exploitation is not discordian.  Gossip is not discordian.  Everybody share pics of bits an pieces with tea!
(You'll get it when you're older)

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Re: Zarathustra's babbling
« Reply #36 on: May 01, 2018, 05:58:13 am »
Couldn't resist.  You are such hypocritical bitches.  Gossip is not art. Exploitation is not discordian.  Gossip is not discordian.  Everybody share pics of bits an pieces with tea!
(You'll get it when you're older)

This annoys me:
I only ever installed tapatalk because 50% of the site now access the forum through smartphones and tablets, I don't use it so I didn't realise they stick ads in. If I can find an alternative without that shit on it I will use it.

I use a laptop.
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Re: Zarathustra's babbling
« Reply #37 on: May 01, 2018, 12:53:01 pm »
Yeah, I tried using tapatalk once, it made me decide to either use Safari or my laptop to access the site.

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Re: Zarathustra's babbling
« Reply #38 on: May 01, 2018, 02:26:16 pm »
I use a small pay-as-you-go cell phone. I just refuse to use Tapatalk. I can still navigate the site pretty well and read what I want to. I'm a little bit limited on how well I can express through my phone, but not by much
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