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More bad water, as predicted.
« on: June 01, 2018, 04:10:16 pm »
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/state-of-emergency-declared-in-oregon-over-bad-water/ar-AAy68gm?ocid=spartanntp

More fertilizer in the water = bad
Heat plus fertilizer = algae blooms
Algae blooms = cyanotoxins.
Cyanotoxins = shit your guts out.
Solution:  don't mention it for a couple of days, in case it gets better.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

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And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

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Re: More bad water, as predicted.
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2018, 04:44:59 pm »
It's turning the frogs gay!
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Re: More bad water, as predicted.
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2018, 06:13:50 pm »
I mean, of all the places in OR, I'm glad it was just Salem.

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Re: More bad water, as predicted.
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2018, 06:14:14 pm »
I mean, of all the places in OR, I'm glad it was just Salem.

It's two counties, as I gather. 
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: More bad water, as predicted.
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2018, 04:33:32 am »
Telarus got sick from this, it turns out.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: More bad water, as predicted.
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2018, 07:51:35 pm »
Yeah, I saw him mention about the cyanotoxins.  Well, you cant say you didn't call it.

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Re: More bad water, as predicted.
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2018, 09:25:15 pm »
Yeah, I saw him mention about the cyanotoxins.  Well, you cant say you didn't call it.

It's not that I have a Cassandra thing, where nobody listens.  It's that you can listen all you like, it just won't help.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.