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More bad water, as predicted.
« on: June 01, 2018, 04:10:16 pm »
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/state-of-emergency-declared-in-oregon-over-bad-water/ar-AAy68gm?ocid=spartanntp

More fertilizer in the water = bad
Heat plus fertilizer = algae blooms
Algae blooms = cyanotoxins.
Cyanotoxins = shit your guts out.
Solution:  don't mention it for a couple of days, in case it gets better.
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Re: More bad water, as predicted.
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2018, 04:44:59 pm »
It's turning the frogs gay!
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Re: More bad water, as predicted.
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2018, 06:13:50 pm »
I mean, of all the places in OR, I'm glad it was just Salem.

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Re: More bad water, as predicted.
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2018, 06:14:14 pm »
I mean, of all the places in OR, I'm glad it was just Salem.

It's two counties, as I gather. 
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Re: More bad water, as predicted.
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2018, 04:33:32 am »
Telarus got sick from this, it turns out.
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Re: More bad water, as predicted.
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2018, 07:51:35 pm »
Yeah, I saw him mention about the cyanotoxins.  Well, you cant say you didn't call it.

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Re: More bad water, as predicted.
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2018, 09:25:15 pm »
Yeah, I saw him mention about the cyanotoxins.  Well, you cant say you didn't call it.

It's not that I have a Cassandra thing, where nobody listens.  It's that you can listen all you like, it just won't help.
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.