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Why apples are oranges?
« on: June 08, 2018, 01:03:36 am »
If you look closely, apples are really oranges. wow!
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Re: Why apples are oranges?
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2018, 03:03:56 am »
how come orange juice is yellow?
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Re: Why apples are oranges?
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2018, 05:30:20 am »
I see the bad DMT is back on the street.
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Re: Why apples are oranges?
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2018, 12:51:10 pm »
If you look closely, apples are really oranges. wow!

I dunno.  I mean, I'm pretty sure I could eat more apples than oranges.

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Re: Why apples are oranges?
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2018, 01:30:18 pm »
If you look closely, apples are really oranges. wow!

I dunno.  I mean, I'm pretty sure I could eat more apples than oranges.

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Re: Why apples are oranges?
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2018, 03:06:15 pm »
It's not a proper apple eating contest unless you're eating the seeds.
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Re: Why apples are oranges?
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2018, 03:10:18 pm »
It's not a proper apple eating contest unless you're eating the seeds.

I immediately retract my statement.

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Re: Why apples are oranges?
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2018, 04:28:55 pm »
It's not a proper apple eating contest unless you're eating the seeds.

I assume you mean the whole core too. Everything but the stem? We may have a new format of competition here!  :eek:
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Re: Why apples are oranges?
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2018, 05:39:48 pm »
It's not a proper apple eating contest unless you're eating the seeds.

I assume you mean the whole core too. Everything but the stem? We may have a new format of competition here!  :eek:

This is the point where I remind you that apple seeds contain small amounts of cyanide, and eating lots of them will absolutely kill you.
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Re: Why apples are oranges?
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2018, 05:57:03 pm »
If you look closely, apples are really oranges. wow!

you've got it backwards, obviously everything is apples

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Re: Why apples are oranges?
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2018, 07:42:08 pm »
If you look closely, apples are really oranges. wow!

you've got it backwards, obviously everything is apples

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Re: Why apples are oranges?
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2018, 10:51:59 pm »
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I dunno. I mean, I'm pretty sure I could eat more apples than oranges.

hahah - Hey like someone mentioned, I'm talking seeds too :) - Yes it' definitely time for a contest.

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Re: Why apples are oranges?
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2018, 10:53:24 pm »
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I dunno. I mean, I'm pretty sure I could eat more apples than oranges.

hahah - Hey like someone mentioned, I'm talking seeds too :) - Yes it' definitely time for a contest.

I am hopeful that this happens.  Last time we had a contest, 3 people became ill and one person went to the hospital shitting blood.

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Re: Why apples are oranges?
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2018, 04:08:12 pm »
It's not a proper apple eating contest unless you're eating the seeds.

I assume you mean the whole core too. Everything but the stem? We may have a new format of competition here!  :eek:

This is the point where I remind you that apple seeds contain small amounts of cyanide, and eating lots of them will absolutely kill you.

I didn't know that.
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Re: Why apples are oranges?
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2018, 09:56:25 pm »
It's not a proper apple eating contest unless you're eating the seeds.

I assume you mean the whole core too. Everything but the stem? We may have a new format of competition here!  :eek:

This is the point where I remind you that apple seeds contain small amounts of cyanide, and eating lots of them will absolutely kill you.

I didn't know that.

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