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:O my goddess, what is going on here?
« on: June 24, 2018, 06:52:20 am »
...i am seriously trying to figure this all out... :O so in the mean time i will apparently read more things and such...

:D i am simply here because of destiny, regardless of things going down in meatspace. *nods, however, please send your offerings for me to your neighbors. :D all of them. :D if i happen to recieve some lint from the couch then i know it worked. :D

o and don't forget to tell them to pay it forward, because it is really mean not to do so.

i hope this is an okay place to put this here... :3
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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2018, 09:23:22 am »
...i am seriously trying to figure this all out... :O so in the mean time i will apparently read more things and such...

:D i am simply here because of destiny, regardless of things going down in meatspace. *nods, however, please send your offerings for me to your neighbors. :D all of them. :D if i happen to recieve some lint from the couch then i know it worked. :D

o and don't forget to tell them to pay it forward, because it is really mean not to do so.

i hope this is an okay place to put this here... :3

This is kind of the only okay place to put this.  GIGGLES rubbed his junk on all the other forums.
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
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" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2018, 09:36:57 am »
*nods, this is good to know.

i have one question... :O these post numbers are confusing... i have no idea how they are counting... and how can i figure this out?
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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2018, 09:55:52 am »
The mod-monkey sits in the little machine and gives every one of our posts a rating, that rating is what decides the ratio of your post count. The monkey has a degree at Harvard medical school  :lulz:
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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2018, 10:19:04 am »
this makes sense. :3
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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2018, 12:52:51 pm »
You have joined The Worst Forum On The Internet.


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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2018, 02:12:51 pm »
The mod-monkey sits in the little machine and gives every one of our posts a rating, that rating is what decides the ratio of your post count. The monkey has a degree at Harvard medical school  :lulz:
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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2018, 04:29:54 pm »
The mod-monkey sits in the little machine and gives every one of our posts a rating, that rating is what decides the ratio of your post count. The monkey has a degree at Harvard medical school  :lulz:
The monkey died in the great seriousness of 2015. we don't however know who has been continuing to calculate post ratio as that booth is locked from the inside.


We just sort of hope that the machine doesn't need any kind of maintenance.
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2018, 04:42:48 pm »
*takes notes,

*nods, anything else i need to watch out for?

I was already warned of the gigantic worms of france... (which i am pretty sure france currently has a slightly lower population...) and of the dinosaur chickens. (which i am fairly certain that my neighbors are breeding them.)

Perhaps the counter monkey had a child and has taken over the job...
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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2018, 04:56:30 pm »
*takes notes,

*nods, anything else i need to watch out for?

You need to watch out for LMNO and Faust.  They are congenitally rotten, and do not have your best interests at heart.  They are uchronic and counterfactual, and bent like a Chicago cop.
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2018, 05:00:24 pm »
*jots down, L-M-N-O and Faust = conjoined twins. okay got it. Look up uchronic later.
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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2018, 05:01:23 pm »
*jots down, L-M-N-O and Faust = conjoined twins.

:eek:

That explains damn near everything that's happened here since 2007.
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-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

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- The same dumbass.

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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2018, 05:22:36 pm »
Cap knows too much.

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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2018, 05:36:53 pm »
Cap knows too much.

Oh, okay.  I'll go fetch the quicklime.
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2018, 05:52:43 pm »
:O what does the quick lime do?
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