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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #30 on: June 25, 2018, 07:12:15 pm »
*nods i read the tales of Billy. Your guys relationship remind me a little of Rick and Morty. :3

People say that, but they're wrong on account of I am a reasonable and well-intentioned man, as opposed to Rick.

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Doktor Howl not equal to Rick. Must consult Rick for more details.

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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #31 on: June 25, 2018, 07:22:11 pm »
But me, I am Doktor Howl.  A cartoon villain.  Most definitely NOT real, so absolutely harmless.

They all lie to you, dude.  Except for me.  I alone can be trusted, I am a Doktor.  And while I appear to be uchronic, a splinter in a crack in time, and maybe a little out of joint with the horrible pleasures of this, the 21st century, that is just an illusion caused by the fact that unlike Faust and LMNO, I'm not actively killing people and serving them in hoagies.  As far as you know.

Who's afraid of Doktor Howl?  Fucking nobody.

Dok Howl is full of lies.

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Re: How everyone at PD got their SUPER POWERS!
« Reply #32 on: June 25, 2018, 07:22:41 pm »
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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #33 on: June 25, 2018, 07:30:31 pm »
But me, I am Doktor Howl.  A cartoon villain.  Most definitely NOT real, so absolutely harmless.

They all lie to you, dude.  Except for me.  I alone can be trusted, I am a Doktor.  And while I appear to be uchronic, a splinter in a crack in time, and maybe a little out of joint with the horrible pleasures of this, the 21st century, that is just an illusion caused by the fact that unlike Faust and LMNO, I'm not actively killing people and serving them in hoagies.  As far as you know.

Who's afraid of Doktor Howl?  Fucking nobody.

Dok Howl is full of lies.

*nods

*jots notes, *scribbles a detailed photo of two stick figures doing sexual activities and labeling, "LMNO" "DOC HOWL" *proceeds to fap at this creation.

Okay, LMNO, i have a few questions. *sets up polygraph,

WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF MAY 23?

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Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #35 on: June 25, 2018, 07:42:22 pm »
But me, I am Doktor Howl.  A cartoon villain.  Most definitely NOT real, so absolutely harmless.

They all lie to you, dude.  Except for me.  I alone can be trusted, I am a Doktor.  And while I appear to be uchronic, a splinter in a crack in time, and maybe a little out of joint with the horrible pleasures of this, the 21st century, that is just an illusion caused by the fact that unlike Faust and LMNO, I'm not actively killing people and serving them in hoagies.  As far as you know.

Who's afraid of Doktor Howl?  Fucking nobody.

Dok Howl is full of lies.

Doktor Howl speaks only the Truth™.  Doktor Howl warned you about all of this shit, and you can't say he didn't.  He warned you and he warned you and all you did was crack Stanley Kubrick jokes, and now here you are, standing there with your pants full of shit and a dopey grin on your face.

Doktor Howl tells you the Truth™ not to warn you, so much as to say "I TOLD YOU SO" when the inevitable happens.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: How everyone at PD got their SUPER POWERS!
« Reply #36 on: June 25, 2018, 07:53:06 pm »
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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #37 on: June 25, 2018, 07:57:50 pm »
but the prelude is you go all Jackie Chan mysterious magician on the nearest police officer, and take his handcuffs, preferably not naked... this wouldn't be a good sign to have the plan tragically haulted due to being naked too soon.
Being naked out in public would be a good way ensure said police officer made an appearance, just saying.

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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #38 on: June 25, 2018, 08:00:09 pm »
But me, I am Doktor Howl.  A cartoon villain.  Most definitely NOT real, so absolutely harmless.

They all lie to you, dude.  Except for me.  I alone can be trusted, I am a Doktor.  And while I appear to be uchronic, a splinter in a crack in time, and maybe a little out of joint with the horrible pleasures of this, the 21st century, that is just an illusion caused by the fact that unlike Faust and LMNO, I'm not actively killing people and serving them in hoagies.  As far as you know.

Who's afraid of Doktor Howl?  Fucking nobody.

Dok Howl is full of lies.

Doktor Howl speaks only the Truth™.  Doktor Howl warned you about all of this shit, and you can't say he didn't.  He warned you and he warned you and all you did was crack Stanley Kubrick jokes, and now here you are, standing there with your pants full of shit and a dopey grin on your face.

Doktor Howl tells you the Truth™ not to warn you, so much as to say "I TOLD YOU SO" when the inevitable happens.

*nods, once i find out how you know i nearly shit my pants... i will get back to you.
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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #39 on: June 25, 2018, 08:01:27 pm »
but the prelude is you go all Jackie Chan mysterious magician on the nearest police officer, and take his handcuffs, preferably not naked... this wouldn't be a good sign to have the plan tragically haulted due to being naked too soon.
Being naked out in public would be a good way ensure said police officer made an appearance, just saying.


fine then, be naked the full time.
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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #40 on: June 25, 2018, 08:04:32 pm »
Okay, LMNO, i have a few questions. *sets up polygraph,

WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF MAY 23?

That was a Wednesday.  I was sleeping.

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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #41 on: June 25, 2018, 08:42:46 pm »
Faust is a complete monster, as well.  His heart is as cold as Ted William's severed head.  He knows no mercy and has had blood on his hands for so long he can't remember what it smells like. 
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #42 on: June 25, 2018, 08:44:50 pm »
Okay, LMNO, i have a few questions. *sets up polygraph,

WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF MAY 23?

That was a Wednesday.  I was sleeping.

THEN EXPLAIN THIS! *pulls out some candy wrappers.

:O oops, wrong thing, *pulls out an aparatus that states in bold and capitol letters, "LMNO'S SECRET BOX OF DOOM!"
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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #43 on: June 25, 2018, 08:48:33 pm »
Okay, LMNO, i have a few questions. *sets up polygraph,

WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF MAY 23?

That was a Wednesday.  I was sleeping.

THEN EXPLAIN THIS! *pulls out some candy wrappers.

:O oops, wrong thing, *pulls out an aparatus that states in bold and capitol letters, "LMNO'S SECRET BOX OF DOOM!"

LMNO's box of doom is the worst-kept secret EVER.  He made a fucking webpage for it, and you get these fucking pop up ads that say things like

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If I pooped a turd out of my butt that was as stinky and stupid looking
and gross and dumb and moronic as you I would start to really worry
about something, because my VERY DUNG is to you as Sir Isaac J. Einstien
is to some retarded mongoloid brain damaged freak cripple monkeyfaced
hydrocephalic paralytic colostomy bag wearing shrivelled hook handed
twitching zombie gork bedridden I DON'T KNOW WHAT.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: :O my goddess, what is going on here?
« Reply #44 on: June 25, 2018, 08:48:48 pm »
Faust is a complete monster, as well.  His heart is as cold as Ted William's severed head.  He knows no mercy and has had blood on his hands for so long he can't remember what it smells like.


*jots down, Faust = the guy who made a deal with the devil. Later research,
                                                                                                                 1. Ted William's Severed Head
                                                                                                                 2. Recipes for Potato Salad.
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